We've all heard about or experienced how the healthcare system in this country is broken. Specifically, that 45 million or so people are without health coverage and that hospitals that accept indigent patients are going broke.
I would like to address other ways in which the system is broken--and could be so easily improved with so little money.
I am a member of Kaiser Permanente, one of the biggest, if not the biggest, HMOs in the country. Kaiser is all about processing patients, not about healing. The following are my recommendations to improve the system and make it more conducive to health:
* Keep it clean! Two of the last few times I've been hospitalized, I've been horrified by the filth. On one occasion at the Harbor City hospital, there was blood on my sheets and blood on th floor. I told the nurse, who said he was not authorized to clean it up. I asked for cleaning supplies so I could do it myself, but he said that was not allowed either. And while at the Bellflower hospital, I saw feces on the bathroom floor before the cleaning staff entered the room and after they left. This is why I now ask my son to thoroughly clean my hospital room before I enter it. This shouldn't be necessary. And my next precaution is to bring anti-bacterial wipes for any personnel who step through the door to attend to me. All this to prevent the staff infections that are killing and debilitating thousands in our nation's hospitals.
* Turn off the TVs! About 15 years ago, Kaiser introduced TVs into waiting rooms. At first, they displayed soothing nature scenes accompanied by soft classical music. This was fantastic. But soon enough these healing images and sounds were replaced with TV shock shows. How many times I have gone to a cardiology appointment only to be assaulted by distraught, disturbed, and disturbing drama queens and kings shouting at each other and traipsing their crazy lives in front of all the world to see.
* Bring some life inside. I feel as if I'm in some Soviet-era government building when inside a Kaiser facility. What is needed are living plants and aquariums and aviaries. Patients who are surrounded by vibrant living things tend to do better than those who are denied contact with life that is flourishing.
* Give patients a rub. While patients are waiting for a stress-inducing doctor appointment or diagnostic test, why not have a massage therapist give them a shoulder rub or massage their hands? What a relaxing, stress-alleviating, healing experience!
* Get rid of the numbers. Decentralize healthcare services so that the receptionists actually know the patients by name. This is one of the chief differences between going to an HMO and going to an alternative practitioner. In fact, when I call my acupuncturist's office, he often picks up the phone. This is in contrast to Kaiser's maze of buffers before ever reaching the doctor. In fact, I have never reached a Kaiser doctor. Even when he or she does receive my message, a nurse returns my call, not the doctor. And then the nurse doesn't leave a message besides saying that I should call back, and so the same frustrating experience begins anew. This can go on for days or even a week before a question can be answered, and by then the patient is either dead or over whatever it was that was the problem.
Until my recommendations are enacted, I will continue to bring cleaning supplies to the hospital and to psychically protect myself from all the negative vibes and all the antagonistic-to-healing components of the HMO system.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Still Expecting a Miracle
Despite some dark thoughts and pessimistic worrying during the past two months, my overall attitude is one of hope. I am still expecting a miracle.
This is the Season of Light, so what better time for a miracle. I am focused on the healing of my body, especially the restoration of my kidneys and heart to optimal working order.
Each night and morning when I meditate, I feel the vibrations throughout my body, pulsations of vibrancy and health. Each day I affirm my improved health and give thanks to beings of light and love who are working with my body during the dream state to bring it into alignment with its master plan of health.
In the past week, I have noticed some positive changes. My breathing is no longer labored when I am lying down. I only need two pillows under my head at night and not four or five. In fact, there have been nights in the past few months when I had to sit in a straight-back chair in order to breathe--a position that is not conducive to sleep. Also, I am able to walk quite a distance without becoming short of breath or growing fatigued. Case in point: During the evening of caroling, I probably walked 14 blocks. Even a few weeks ago, I had trouble walking to my truck, much less to the end of the block. This is a great improvement. And I am no longer exhausted in the middle of the day and need to take a nap. Yes, indeed, a miracle is definitely in the works.
I am putting off surgery, knowing that it will soon be unnecessary. The miracle is manifesting in perceivable improvements. My body is aligning with health, vitality, strength, and vibrancy. The miracle that I have been anticipating for almost four decades is drawing nigh in this season of miracles.
This is the Season of Light, so what better time for a miracle. I am focused on the healing of my body, especially the restoration of my kidneys and heart to optimal working order.
Each night and morning when I meditate, I feel the vibrations throughout my body, pulsations of vibrancy and health. Each day I affirm my improved health and give thanks to beings of light and love who are working with my body during the dream state to bring it into alignment with its master plan of health.
In the past week, I have noticed some positive changes. My breathing is no longer labored when I am lying down. I only need two pillows under my head at night and not four or five. In fact, there have been nights in the past few months when I had to sit in a straight-back chair in order to breathe--a position that is not conducive to sleep. Also, I am able to walk quite a distance without becoming short of breath or growing fatigued. Case in point: During the evening of caroling, I probably walked 14 blocks. Even a few weeks ago, I had trouble walking to my truck, much less to the end of the block. This is a great improvement. And I am no longer exhausted in the middle of the day and need to take a nap. Yes, indeed, a miracle is definitely in the works.
I am putting off surgery, knowing that it will soon be unnecessary. The miracle is manifesting in perceivable improvements. My body is aligning with health, vitality, strength, and vibrancy. The miracle that I have been anticipating for almost four decades is drawing nigh in this season of miracles.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Caroling for Brandy Yields Booze and Good Cheer
Last night I and 10 other merry-makers caroled our way from door to door, bringing joy to the Rose Park area of Long Beach. Since I am the one who began this tradition some 25 years ago in Wisconsin and finally, finally, finally, others are catching on that this is tremendous fun, I got to ring the doorbells and direct the singers. Except for Lisa, one of son Aaron's coworkers, who has a degree in vocal music, none of us have trained voices. But that really didn't matter. We made up for our lack of talent with great bursts of enthusiasm.
At households where I deemed the occupants were partyers, I'd give a little signal to my fellow carolers and we'd close with a second verse of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," which goes like this: "Now bring us a cup of brandy/Now bring us a cup of brandy/Now bring us a cup of brandy/And a shot and a beer." This goes back to the first caroling venture on a cold winter night in Wisconsin with my then-husband, my brother and his wife.
I gave the signal at Ali's house, but his dog ran off and he had to fetch him. By that time we were across the street at the home of a woman who brought out her tambourine to accompany our "Jingle Bells." As we finished there, Ali ran across the street, beckoning us back to his place. He had gotten a bottle of brandy from his liquor cabinet and poured a dozen shot glasses for us. As I no longer drink--doesn't appeal to me anymore and it doesn't do my health any good--a few of my fellows got two shots.
We stopped at the drive-through lane at Golden Burger. These folk were thrilled with "Feliz Navidad" and offered us money--which we refused--and sodas. Next up was Portfolio Coffeehouse, which like last year was populated with bored hipsters and PC-entranced yuppies. Both sets were too cool to give us any mind. What dullards!
A few other houses, one with two guys, one holding a beer, but not offering us one. Another with two women, new homeowners who were so happy we'd stopped by. A house with a couple and a young child, who gave us his leftover Halloween candy. A house we had visited last year at which the family sat on the porch after supper, apparently waiting for random magic--like a group of carolers. And then there was Suzanne, who asked to join in, so Othman shared his song sheet and she belted out "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen."
Then it was on to O'Connell's, a neighborhood bar complete with pool tables. Music was blaring from the jukebox, so I asked the bar tender to turn it down because we were going to sing. He obliged. We hit them with the first chorus of "Here We Come A-Wassailing." I then turned to our audience and asked, "Any requests?" A burly guy quipped, "Let's see your tits." I didn't miss a beat: "No! A song!" Since no requests were made, I gave the signal to close with our special version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." At first the bartender said something about no money, no booze. Then Othman countered with, "We know you've got brandy here." The bartender gave in when I said that we come here all the time and pay for our drinks. He gave us three pitchers of beer on the house!
Wishing to be on our way, back to the business of caroling, I ordered my fellows to down their drinks. Shouting a merry Christmas to all, we were out the door. We stopped in front of the cafe next door. It was closed, but we sang anyway. The owner unlocked the door, and we sang our hearts out for the amused table of four that was finishing their late supper. Most of my group was pretty smashed, so the carol was off-key with different singers finishing at different times. Othman explained: "Some of us are a little drunk." I asked if the diners had any requests. They laughed and one of the them said, "Oh, no, I don't know how you could top that!" We wished them a merry Christmas and headed home, stopping only to serenade a lone walker.
The evening ended around the Christmas tree with me passing out gifts to my fellow carolers. Blueberry juice for Othman as he had not known that such a thing existed. A vintage scarf and vintage earrings for Christina, who dresses in '50s attire. Balls of yarn, pipe cleaners, and glitter pom-poms for her boyfriend, Mike, who I said was creative enough to know how to use these in the bedroom. A Batman mask and a bottle of champagne for Bryant. Funny magnets for Dennis. The U.S. Constitution and "1001 Places to See Before You Die" for Othman. And what was best of all--a Lonely Planet guidebook to Southeast Asia and a map of the same for Tyler, who said that was the next place he wanted to go. He was so thrilled that I had known this. "Of course I knew, Tyler," I told him. I also gave him a huge tome of natural remedies, of the right foods for hundreds of ailments--a book he had been looking at in Spanish while traveling in Peru, but he said having the English version would be so much easier.
What a grand evening of fun and merriment for us and of holiday magic for those we regaled.
At households where I deemed the occupants were partyers, I'd give a little signal to my fellow carolers and we'd close with a second verse of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," which goes like this: "Now bring us a cup of brandy/Now bring us a cup of brandy/Now bring us a cup of brandy/And a shot and a beer." This goes back to the first caroling venture on a cold winter night in Wisconsin with my then-husband, my brother and his wife.
I gave the signal at Ali's house, but his dog ran off and he had to fetch him. By that time we were across the street at the home of a woman who brought out her tambourine to accompany our "Jingle Bells." As we finished there, Ali ran across the street, beckoning us back to his place. He had gotten a bottle of brandy from his liquor cabinet and poured a dozen shot glasses for us. As I no longer drink--doesn't appeal to me anymore and it doesn't do my health any good--a few of my fellows got two shots.
We stopped at the drive-through lane at Golden Burger. These folk were thrilled with "Feliz Navidad" and offered us money--which we refused--and sodas. Next up was Portfolio Coffeehouse, which like last year was populated with bored hipsters and PC-entranced yuppies. Both sets were too cool to give us any mind. What dullards!
A few other houses, one with two guys, one holding a beer, but not offering us one. Another with two women, new homeowners who were so happy we'd stopped by. A house with a couple and a young child, who gave us his leftover Halloween candy. A house we had visited last year at which the family sat on the porch after supper, apparently waiting for random magic--like a group of carolers. And then there was Suzanne, who asked to join in, so Othman shared his song sheet and she belted out "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen."
Then it was on to O'Connell's, a neighborhood bar complete with pool tables. Music was blaring from the jukebox, so I asked the bar tender to turn it down because we were going to sing. He obliged. We hit them with the first chorus of "Here We Come A-Wassailing." I then turned to our audience and asked, "Any requests?" A burly guy quipped, "Let's see your tits." I didn't miss a beat: "No! A song!" Since no requests were made, I gave the signal to close with our special version of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." At first the bartender said something about no money, no booze. Then Othman countered with, "We know you've got brandy here." The bartender gave in when I said that we come here all the time and pay for our drinks. He gave us three pitchers of beer on the house!
Wishing to be on our way, back to the business of caroling, I ordered my fellows to down their drinks. Shouting a merry Christmas to all, we were out the door. We stopped in front of the cafe next door. It was closed, but we sang anyway. The owner unlocked the door, and we sang our hearts out for the amused table of four that was finishing their late supper. Most of my group was pretty smashed, so the carol was off-key with different singers finishing at different times. Othman explained: "Some of us are a little drunk." I asked if the diners had any requests. They laughed and one of the them said, "Oh, no, I don't know how you could top that!" We wished them a merry Christmas and headed home, stopping only to serenade a lone walker.
The evening ended around the Christmas tree with me passing out gifts to my fellow carolers. Blueberry juice for Othman as he had not known that such a thing existed. A vintage scarf and vintage earrings for Christina, who dresses in '50s attire. Balls of yarn, pipe cleaners, and glitter pom-poms for her boyfriend, Mike, who I said was creative enough to know how to use these in the bedroom. A Batman mask and a bottle of champagne for Bryant. Funny magnets for Dennis. The U.S. Constitution and "1001 Places to See Before You Die" for Othman. And what was best of all--a Lonely Planet guidebook to Southeast Asia and a map of the same for Tyler, who said that was the next place he wanted to go. He was so thrilled that I had known this. "Of course I knew, Tyler," I told him. I also gave him a huge tome of natural remedies, of the right foods for hundreds of ailments--a book he had been looking at in Spanish while traveling in Peru, but he said having the English version would be so much easier.
What a grand evening of fun and merriment for us and of holiday magic for those we regaled.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
You Know You're Desperate When...
You know you're desperate when your most plausible chance for restoration to health involves abduction by space aliens. That's where I am now.
My fantasy involves me being beamed up to a spaceship by beneficent ETs who
1) recognize me as one of their own who was dropped on this planet
a) by mistake or
b) to undertake a crucial mission that has gone sadly awry or
2) are attuned to my vibrations, which are unlike those of the majority of my human companions, and so they "spot" me on planet Earth in need of their help.
They are so kind to me, staring at me with genuine compassion with their huge bug eyes. They gently pet me. They communicate messages of love and assurance to me without uttering a word; all is conveyed telepathically. This is not at all like the abductions you've heard and read about. This is a homecoming. A reunion of compatible souls.
My alien family takes me to an operating room. There they make the tiniest of incisions, or perhaps don't make a cut at all. They extract a few healthy cells from my pancreas, my spleen, my heart, and my kidneys. They kiss my forehead, and I fall into a deep, peaceful sleep.
During my slumbers, my ET physicians grow new organs for me. Before I awake, they slip my old, worn-out, barely operating heart, pancreas, spleen, and kidneys out of my body and slip into place the new, perfectly functioning organs they've cooked up for me in the lab.
Upon waking, these loving souls tell me, telepathically, of course, that I no longer need to be hooked up to an insulin pump, that I will never have to take an injection of insulin again, that my coronary arteries are completely open, that my heart is in top form, that my kidneys are now operating at 100 percent, that my spleen is doing whatever it is that a spleen was meant to do. In short, my body has been restored to the fullness and vibrancy and health it was meant to embody. I am healed!
This fantasy has replaced another restoration-to-health fantasy I have entertained for a decade or so: A man from an exotic locale, usually a musician, but sometimes a photographer, meets me by chance at a restaurant or grocery store or while taking a walk. There is an instant attraction. A beautiful romance develops.
Because of his wide-ranging travels, he has met many strange and amazing people, one of whom is a healer. Depending on his nationality--he is sometimes Afghan, sometimes Pakastani, sometimes Iranian, once in a while Irish or Russian--we make a long and arduous journey to a remote corner of the world where we meet up with this healer, who through potions and ceremonies and ancient rituals, cures what ails me. Of course, the implication is also that the love of my romantic partner has a large part to play in my healing as well.
The reason why the handsome, exotic artist has been replaced by space aliens is because I believe it is more likely that I will encounter the latter than the former. So, if you're out there, please use your telepathic powers to divine the pure nature of my intent to be well. And please beam me up!
My fantasy involves me being beamed up to a spaceship by beneficent ETs who
1) recognize me as one of their own who was dropped on this planet
a) by mistake or
b) to undertake a crucial mission that has gone sadly awry or
2) are attuned to my vibrations, which are unlike those of the majority of my human companions, and so they "spot" me on planet Earth in need of their help.
They are so kind to me, staring at me with genuine compassion with their huge bug eyes. They gently pet me. They communicate messages of love and assurance to me without uttering a word; all is conveyed telepathically. This is not at all like the abductions you've heard and read about. This is a homecoming. A reunion of compatible souls.
My alien family takes me to an operating room. There they make the tiniest of incisions, or perhaps don't make a cut at all. They extract a few healthy cells from my pancreas, my spleen, my heart, and my kidneys. They kiss my forehead, and I fall into a deep, peaceful sleep.
During my slumbers, my ET physicians grow new organs for me. Before I awake, they slip my old, worn-out, barely operating heart, pancreas, spleen, and kidneys out of my body and slip into place the new, perfectly functioning organs they've cooked up for me in the lab.
Upon waking, these loving souls tell me, telepathically, of course, that I no longer need to be hooked up to an insulin pump, that I will never have to take an injection of insulin again, that my coronary arteries are completely open, that my heart is in top form, that my kidneys are now operating at 100 percent, that my spleen is doing whatever it is that a spleen was meant to do. In short, my body has been restored to the fullness and vibrancy and health it was meant to embody. I am healed!
This fantasy has replaced another restoration-to-health fantasy I have entertained for a decade or so: A man from an exotic locale, usually a musician, but sometimes a photographer, meets me by chance at a restaurant or grocery store or while taking a walk. There is an instant attraction. A beautiful romance develops.
Because of his wide-ranging travels, he has met many strange and amazing people, one of whom is a healer. Depending on his nationality--he is sometimes Afghan, sometimes Pakastani, sometimes Iranian, once in a while Irish or Russian--we make a long and arduous journey to a remote corner of the world where we meet up with this healer, who through potions and ceremonies and ancient rituals, cures what ails me. Of course, the implication is also that the love of my romantic partner has a large part to play in my healing as well.
The reason why the handsome, exotic artist has been replaced by space aliens is because I believe it is more likely that I will encounter the latter than the former. So, if you're out there, please use your telepathic powers to divine the pure nature of my intent to be well. And please beam me up!
Monday, December 01, 2008
A Board Game Turns Things Around
I was having a very hard time of things, and then I was invited over to a friend's mother's house for Thanksgiving and we played a board game after dinner. What a difference that made! A simple board game with lots of laughs, and my outlook on life shifted. Amazing!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
A Blue Thanksgiving
This is the third Thanksgiving in a row that's been really rough. Not because of family feuds, as is the case with a lot of people. No, it's been my body that's been the rogue.
In 2006, I had stent surgery the day before Thanksgiving. I was not given the medicine to protect my kidneys from the dye that is used for the angiogram, even though I asked for it. Then in the operating room, I told the doctor, "I'm not feeling the drugs," but he went ahead and cut into me anyway. This was a torturous experience to feel the incision and be powerless to do anything about it. I guess they were all so eager to get out of town for Thanksgiving that the needs of their patient didn't enter into the mix. I wrote a formal grievance, which was simply an exercise in frustration, lies, and falsified medical records. The surgery was followed by months of acute blood loss, transfusions, and severe anemia.
Then last October, I was fitted with an insulin pump. This was very difficult for me to accept--having a device attached to me 24/7. I also had several life-threatening insulin reactions while getting used to the pump, one of the most severe the night before I left for Wisconsin to spend Thanksgiving with my mother. In an attempt to get to the kitchen in the middle of the night and find some juice to raise my blood sugar, I knocked into walls and pulled myself along the floor, getting carpet burns in the process, inching my way to normalcy. I got on the plane early the next morning completely exhausted and feeling estranged from humanity.
This Thanksgiving is even worse than the past two. My son is in Oakland with his girlfriend and her family. I am very happy he has this vacation, as he's been working very hard at two jobs. I'm glad he's getting a break from me too. Not that I'm a sad sack around him--I do my crying when I'm alone--but my health is always hanging over him nonetheless. I am weak, tired, headachy, losing hope, and quickly headed toward dialysis. At this moment I'm sitting in my little apartment, wondering how I ever got here.
How is it that such a nice gal, the one who remembers birthdays, sends acquaintances sympathy cards when their parents pass, calls friends when they break up with a boyfriend or are experiencing some minior, short-term illness or injury, how is it that I should be sitting here alone?
During the past two months since I sent out my request for prayers, I have only received two phone messages from friends. Beverly, bless her soul, gave me three healing sessions, and Othman stopped by for a visit. A few others have sent an email, but though I suppose this is better than nothing, emails are so cold. Most friends did not respond even with an email.
I know that other people have friends they can count on to be physically present. Not just when they need a pick-me-up, like I so sorely need, but just in general to have a meal with or get together for a walk or a coffee. Heather, for example, who lives in Denver but is in town to see her mother for Thanksgiving--and with whom I will be spending tomorrow afternoon--has friends she can count on to be physically present. I remember when she fell down the stairs in her apartment building when she was living in San Francisco and broke her ankle or her leg. She told me of the support system she had to help her get dressed and do the things one has to do. Why is it then that my friends are not available?
The bottom line is I just don't know as if I can do this alone. All the stories of recovery are those of people with support systems--loving spouses, a circle of friends who don't just send emails but are physically there, family that encircles the ailing person with daily hugs, affirmations, and hand holds. How wonderful it would be if in this moment my husband were smiling at me from across the room or rubbing my feet. How beautiful if a friend and I were laughing in my kitchen, cooking dinner. How amazing if I had a brother or mother who weren't self-absorbed and could give a little juice to me.
Yes, of course, there is always my dear son. How could I have surviced this far without him! But I need to protect him. I can't put all my sadness on him. I don't even want to put any sadness on him.
I just looked at my most recent lab results. My kidney function is now at 12 percent, down from 13 percent last week. As I told my cardiologist today, I just don't see what there is to live for--further isolation; an endless stream of doctor appointments; no hope for love or romance; fewer and fewer friends, since they will feel uncomfortable being around me; not even the companionship of a dog, as dogs bring the risk of contamination of the dialysis tubing.
Dear Dr. Phan, my cardiologist, did something I have so needed from a friend these past two months--a hug. He also held my hand. Thank you, Dr. Phan.
In all fairness, Aaron has given me a few good hugs, and Bev gave me a nice one too. And Daniel, someone I have known for a long time but not very well, gave me probably the best hug I've ever received. It went on and on, a real transfer of energy.
But except for these moments, I generally feel cut off from humanity. I look at other people and I think they all have a future, but I feel like a ghost, not part of this world.
So I'm having a blue Thanksgiving, blue that's moving into black.
In 2006, I had stent surgery the day before Thanksgiving. I was not given the medicine to protect my kidneys from the dye that is used for the angiogram, even though I asked for it. Then in the operating room, I told the doctor, "I'm not feeling the drugs," but he went ahead and cut into me anyway. This was a torturous experience to feel the incision and be powerless to do anything about it. I guess they were all so eager to get out of town for Thanksgiving that the needs of their patient didn't enter into the mix. I wrote a formal grievance, which was simply an exercise in frustration, lies, and falsified medical records. The surgery was followed by months of acute blood loss, transfusions, and severe anemia.
Then last October, I was fitted with an insulin pump. This was very difficult for me to accept--having a device attached to me 24/7. I also had several life-threatening insulin reactions while getting used to the pump, one of the most severe the night before I left for Wisconsin to spend Thanksgiving with my mother. In an attempt to get to the kitchen in the middle of the night and find some juice to raise my blood sugar, I knocked into walls and pulled myself along the floor, getting carpet burns in the process, inching my way to normalcy. I got on the plane early the next morning completely exhausted and feeling estranged from humanity.
This Thanksgiving is even worse than the past two. My son is in Oakland with his girlfriend and her family. I am very happy he has this vacation, as he's been working very hard at two jobs. I'm glad he's getting a break from me too. Not that I'm a sad sack around him--I do my crying when I'm alone--but my health is always hanging over him nonetheless. I am weak, tired, headachy, losing hope, and quickly headed toward dialysis. At this moment I'm sitting in my little apartment, wondering how I ever got here.
How is it that such a nice gal, the one who remembers birthdays, sends acquaintances sympathy cards when their parents pass, calls friends when they break up with a boyfriend or are experiencing some minior, short-term illness or injury, how is it that I should be sitting here alone?
During the past two months since I sent out my request for prayers, I have only received two phone messages from friends. Beverly, bless her soul, gave me three healing sessions, and Othman stopped by for a visit. A few others have sent an email, but though I suppose this is better than nothing, emails are so cold. Most friends did not respond even with an email.
I know that other people have friends they can count on to be physically present. Not just when they need a pick-me-up, like I so sorely need, but just in general to have a meal with or get together for a walk or a coffee. Heather, for example, who lives in Denver but is in town to see her mother for Thanksgiving--and with whom I will be spending tomorrow afternoon--has friends she can count on to be physically present. I remember when she fell down the stairs in her apartment building when she was living in San Francisco and broke her ankle or her leg. She told me of the support system she had to help her get dressed and do the things one has to do. Why is it then that my friends are not available?
The bottom line is I just don't know as if I can do this alone. All the stories of recovery are those of people with support systems--loving spouses, a circle of friends who don't just send emails but are physically there, family that encircles the ailing person with daily hugs, affirmations, and hand holds. How wonderful it would be if in this moment my husband were smiling at me from across the room or rubbing my feet. How beautiful if a friend and I were laughing in my kitchen, cooking dinner. How amazing if I had a brother or mother who weren't self-absorbed and could give a little juice to me.
Yes, of course, there is always my dear son. How could I have surviced this far without him! But I need to protect him. I can't put all my sadness on him. I don't even want to put any sadness on him.
I just looked at my most recent lab results. My kidney function is now at 12 percent, down from 13 percent last week. As I told my cardiologist today, I just don't see what there is to live for--further isolation; an endless stream of doctor appointments; no hope for love or romance; fewer and fewer friends, since they will feel uncomfortable being around me; not even the companionship of a dog, as dogs bring the risk of contamination of the dialysis tubing.
Dear Dr. Phan, my cardiologist, did something I have so needed from a friend these past two months--a hug. He also held my hand. Thank you, Dr. Phan.
In all fairness, Aaron has given me a few good hugs, and Bev gave me a nice one too. And Daniel, someone I have known for a long time but not very well, gave me probably the best hug I've ever received. It went on and on, a real transfer of energy.
But except for these moments, I generally feel cut off from humanity. I look at other people and I think they all have a future, but I feel like a ghost, not part of this world.
So I'm having a blue Thanksgiving, blue that's moving into black.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friends Close and Available
I've been dealing with some very difficult things lately, the kind of things most people never have to face, or if they do, they face in their 80s or 90s. I sent an email out to friends across the continent, informing them as to this challenge and thanking them for their good thoughts on my behalf. A few wrote back with words of encouragement. Two telephoned.
It's such a strange country we live in. I imagine if I lived most places in the world, my neighbors and family and friends, who all lived within walking distance, would come to my hut and give me their love in person. But we live in a land of emails, so instead, friends write a few words of support but are too far away or too busy for direct contact. Their words are beautiful, some of them very beautiful, but they are words, not hugs, not smiles, not embraces, not time spent, face to face, together.
How wonderful it would be to have a friend close at hand and available. Someone who could break away from his or her family, lover, spouse, or other friends for a visit. Someone I wouldn't have to schedule a time to meet with weeks or months in the future. Someone I could call and say, "Hey, why don't you come over tonight. Let's cook dinner together." I've never had a friend who is both close and available, but I've long had idealistic notions about such a person. I know people who have such friends, and I think that must be a grand thing.
Last night I had a taste of what that might be like. My son's friend from work, Mike, invited Aaron and me to his and his girlfriend's apartment for dinner. I had such a fantastic time! Mike is a funny guy and a wonderful storyteller. I laughed so much--just what I needed after a day of intermittent sobbing. After dinner, we watched a Cohen Brothers movie. Such a fun evening. So easy. So relaxed.
Ah! Thank you, Mike, and girlfriend Christina, two lovely, young people who know nothing of my challenges. It's rather beautiful how sometimes what one needs is provided through alternate channels. Of course it would have been grand to have spent the evening with one or more of my own friends, but these damn-near strangers gave me all that I would have wanted from a friend's company. What a blessing!
It's such a strange country we live in. I imagine if I lived most places in the world, my neighbors and family and friends, who all lived within walking distance, would come to my hut and give me their love in person. But we live in a land of emails, so instead, friends write a few words of support but are too far away or too busy for direct contact. Their words are beautiful, some of them very beautiful, but they are words, not hugs, not smiles, not embraces, not time spent, face to face, together.
How wonderful it would be to have a friend close at hand and available. Someone who could break away from his or her family, lover, spouse, or other friends for a visit. Someone I wouldn't have to schedule a time to meet with weeks or months in the future. Someone I could call and say, "Hey, why don't you come over tonight. Let's cook dinner together." I've never had a friend who is both close and available, but I've long had idealistic notions about such a person. I know people who have such friends, and I think that must be a grand thing.
Last night I had a taste of what that might be like. My son's friend from work, Mike, invited Aaron and me to his and his girlfriend's apartment for dinner. I had such a fantastic time! Mike is a funny guy and a wonderful storyteller. I laughed so much--just what I needed after a day of intermittent sobbing. After dinner, we watched a Cohen Brothers movie. Such a fun evening. So easy. So relaxed.
Ah! Thank you, Mike, and girlfriend Christina, two lovely, young people who know nothing of my challenges. It's rather beautiful how sometimes what one needs is provided through alternate channels. Of course it would have been grand to have spent the evening with one or more of my own friends, but these damn-near strangers gave me all that I would have wanted from a friend's company. What a blessing!
Monday, November 10, 2008
Foeden Party--Because I'm Not a Generic White Person
The first weekend in November I attended the annual Kuehl family foeden party in Minnesota. When I was a child, the family would gather for a summer picnic in Ormsby, Minnesota, but then attendance began to lag because so many relatives were living in the Twin Cities and not on the farm anymore. So the next generation--my generation--took the reigns and started holding a foeden-making party in the Minneapolis area during the first weekend in November. Though this tradition has been going on for about a decade, this is the first time I attended.
My ancestors are from the Schleswig-Holstein region of northern Germany, a chunk of * land that went back and forth between the Danes and Germans over the centuries. One of the culinary delights of the region is foeden, a round donut of sorts, sans icing and sprinkles. It is made in a large, heavy, cast-iron pan with round depressions. In fact it is so large and heavy that my mother's foeden pan--which had been my grandmother's foeden pan--was confiscated from my son when he attempted to carry it on board an airplane. A potential weapon, so the TSA officials said.
But foeden was not the main reason for the get-together. In fact, if you had been engaged in an engrossing conversation even a few yards away from the kitchen, you might have missed out on the foeden entirely. I had thought that the event was going to focus around foeden, but instead it focused on the people in attendance.
Of the eight siblings of my mother's generation, 25 children were produced or adopted. Only one cousin has died. Only five were missing from this November's celebration--my brother; Don Klassen, who was phesant hunting with his grandson; Becky; Nola; and Marilyn.
* Uncle Rollo and wife Bea had cousin Becky. Bea had had a daughter from a previous marriage, Nola, whom Rollo adopted.
* My mother, Arlyne, and my father, Eugene, had Tim and me.
* Uncle Harold and wife Bernita had Kathy, Phillip, Peter, and Paul.
* Uncle Max and wife Margaret had Vaughn, Mark, June, LaRayne, Liz, and Rhonda. Margaret had had Marilyn prior to marrying Max.
* Aunt Gilma and husband Boyd had two daughters who died as children and also had Jane and Nancy, who are alive today.
* Aunt Edna and husband Sam had Germaine (the only cousin who has died),Ruthie, and Don.
* Aunt Viola and husband Elmer had Rodney and Mary.
* Aunt Dorothy and husband Bill had Jerry, Mike, and Kay.
The cousins span quite a few years. Vaughn is the youngest at 48, and Rodney is the oldest at 72. Ruthie may be just about that age too.
There are only three survivors of my mother's generation--my mother, who now lives in Southern California and has no desire to travel; Aunt Bernita, who drove a school bus up until just a few years ago; and the matriarch of the family, Aunt Dorothy. I am especially fond of the photo that is shown here of Dorothy and me. When I hugged Dorothy good-bye, I was a bit emotional. Not sure why that is. It's just that, at 95, Dorothy has a sense of humor, a sharp mind, and a strong will that are truly inspirational.
All in all, I had such a good time! I flew into Minneapolis on Thursday night and stayed at cousin Rhonda's lovely home on Lake of the Isles in Minneapolis. She lives in a gorgeous old mansion across from the lake. On Friday Rhonda; her sister June, who had flown in from Seattle; and I explored the city. The art museum was extensive--and free every day. The university was lovely. So many of the neighborhoods, especially those along the Mississippi River, were so cute. In short, Minneapolis seems like a fantastic place to live.
On Saturday, after the foeden party, I joined sisters Rhonda, June, LaRayne, and Liz at Marilyn's house in Fox Lake. This was fascinating as Marilyn's late husband had a collection of thousands of pencils, all mounted in display cases. And Marilyn has all manner of bird statuary and art. We spent the night camping out in her living room and kitchen.
In the morning, we attended the beautiful country church on a dirt road surrounded by corn fields, not more than a mile from the family homestead. We were celebrities, to be sure. Though the minister was young and friendly, he certainly delivered a heavy dose of sin. A cultural experience, for sure. After service, Donald Kuehl, who is my mother's cousin, that is, my grandfather and his father were brothers, gave us a guided tour of the cemetary, a place I have always thought would be a restful spot to spend eternity.
I will have to make this an annual event. This was one of the best times I've had in a long time. Thanks to all my cousins, especially to Rhonda and her husband Dave, who were such gracious hosts, and Kay, at whose house the foeden party transpired.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Thank You, Georgette
On my journey to perfect health, I am grateful to many people. I would like to thank just a few, one at a time. First up is Georgette, pixie, surfer, artist, who sends me the most life-affirming messages and creates fairy photos from run-of-the-mill snapshots, like these two gems she fashioned for me. Thank you, Gette!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
In All Fairness
In all fairness, perhaps the reason men don't make a move on me is not because there is something wrong with them, but because I somehow fall short of what they're looking for in a mate or even in a casual lover. Not sure what that something is, but it's certainly not fair to blame them if they aren't interested in me.
After all, the plumber (see previous entry) was sleeping with someone else during the times we weren't going out. And a man who started off our first date about a year ago by saying he wanted a platonic relationship with me has been thinking of marriage with someone else. And one man who couldn't do anything in bed went on to find a wife with whom he honeymooned in Paris, while another of the same ilk found the love of his life and the wildest throes of passion he's ever known.
And in all fairness, it's been four years since I've had that delicious feeling of a steel band being pulled tight across my chest. So the truth is that though these men haven't been interested in me, I haven't been interested in them either.
Four years ago, at my friends Rachel and Matt's wedding in Sedona, I had a few hours of giddiness and a few wonderful kisses in a golden-leafed woods and then a few more in a hidden corner of the Flagstaff airport. I came across photos that Heather took of Charlie and me during that afternoon. The glow in our faces is unmistakable. What an incredibly beautiful feeling that was. Ah! If only Charlie hadn't been married.
I remember him telling me of a woman he met while traveling in Alaska as a young man. He had been alone for some time, and this stranger made room for him in her bed one night. One of those magical, fleeting moments. He said that she told him that maybe the experience that they had together would open him up to other relationships, other women. And that is exactly what happened. Love started to stream into his life.
I remember, four years ago, how Charlie said that he wished that for me too, that our kisses would be a catalyst, propelling me into someone else's arms. Well, Charlie, it's been a rather slow trajectory because I have yet to make contact. But a lovely thought and a kind wish nonetheless.
Obama Gives Me Hope--For the Bedroom
Obama is giving a lot of people hope. Hope for change. Hope for improved foreign relations. Hope for an end to this insane war. Hope for the middle class. To so much hope, I would like to add my own: the hope that not all middle-aged men are afraid of or uninterested in sex.
At 47, Barack sure seems to put some zing into his kisses for Michelle. I get a true sense that they have "something going on," that it isn't just a marriage of show but that Barack is excited about Michelle and that she's got a thing for him. This is so good to see!
For the past nine years, I have not dated one middle-aged man who was interested in sex and who could show his stuff in the bedroom. For example, for the past eight months or so, I've dated, on an off, a man who strikes me as being physical. He's a master plumber, a man who has been a Formula One race car mechanic, the kind of guy who could build a house from the ground up, someone who definitely knows how to work with his hands. He is down-to-earth and earthy. What one might call a masculine man. One would think that he would be hot to trot, but no. So often I have encouraged him to sit close to me. I have put my hand on his knee or on his thigh. I even gave him an hour massage. All to no avail. He has done nothing more than give me a few closed-mouthed pecks, sort of like what you might give your auntie.
Unfortunately, this man is the rule, rather than the exception. Actually, I have not had an exception in these past nine years. Not sure what's up. I've even consulted with my son, and he concludes that this must be a middle-aged guy thing because it's certainly not the norm for his age.
So when I see Barack kiss Michelle or make goo-goo eyes at her, I think, Maybe not all middle-aged men are uninterested. Maybe there's an Obama out there for me somewhere.
There must be at least one middle-aged guy in America who is interested in a tall, slender, good-looking, intelligent, playful blond. And not just interested in my wit and my masterful conversation skills. God, let's hope so!
At 47, Barack sure seems to put some zing into his kisses for Michelle. I get a true sense that they have "something going on," that it isn't just a marriage of show but that Barack is excited about Michelle and that she's got a thing for him. This is so good to see!
For the past nine years, I have not dated one middle-aged man who was interested in sex and who could show his stuff in the bedroom. For example, for the past eight months or so, I've dated, on an off, a man who strikes me as being physical. He's a master plumber, a man who has been a Formula One race car mechanic, the kind of guy who could build a house from the ground up, someone who definitely knows how to work with his hands. He is down-to-earth and earthy. What one might call a masculine man. One would think that he would be hot to trot, but no. So often I have encouraged him to sit close to me. I have put my hand on his knee or on his thigh. I even gave him an hour massage. All to no avail. He has done nothing more than give me a few closed-mouthed pecks, sort of like what you might give your auntie.
Unfortunately, this man is the rule, rather than the exception. Actually, I have not had an exception in these past nine years. Not sure what's up. I've even consulted with my son, and he concludes that this must be a middle-aged guy thing because it's certainly not the norm for his age.
So when I see Barack kiss Michelle or make goo-goo eyes at her, I think, Maybe not all middle-aged men are uninterested. Maybe there's an Obama out there for me somewhere.
There must be at least one middle-aged guy in America who is interested in a tall, slender, good-looking, intelligent, playful blond. And not just interested in my wit and my masterful conversation skills. God, let's hope so!
Monday, October 13, 2008
An Urban Paradise
This past Wednesday I met Elliott, a young man with big dreams. Elliott has founded Urban Paradise, a nonprofit that seeks to turn Long Beach into a garden and in the process promote the arts and help its citizens grow their own food.
Elliott is so inspirational! He has the "vision thing," and I told him that he is the answer to my prayers. For years, I have been wanting to live and work on a permaculture farm, but I have had to admit that, as my health is up and down, I can't commit to days of manual labor. There are days when I just wouldn't be able to, quite literally, hoe my row. But still I yearn for a means by which I can help build community through the self-reliance of growing one's own food. And then along came Elliott.
I attended my first meeting of Urban Paradise yesterday afternoon at the corner of Ocean Boulevard and Pacific Avenue, right in front of the 10' x 40' plot that the city is allowing us to plant with drought-resistant and native vegetation as a test project. If all goes well, Urban Paradise hopes that the city will rethink the huge park that rests atop the main library.
I have lived in Long Beach for 27 years, and this is the first I ever knew of this park. It's huge! The land on which the library sits was bequeathed to the city decades ago on the condition that the land would always be used as a public park. So the city built a park on the roof of the library. Up until 15 years ago, all was fine. Then the roof started leaking, so the city didn't repair the roof, but ordered that the plants in the park not receive any more water. Consequently, most of them died. However, Elliott and Urban Paradise have big ideas about revitalizing the park, making it green again with vegetation that doesn't require watering.
This space is simply amazing. Huge planters. Performance spaces. Walls on which murals might be painted. What was once a fountain. Just think what could be done here: classroom-sponsored gardens that teach children about the earth, concert and performance spaces, places for artists to beautify the walls, projects with the homeless (there are so many in the park on street level) that might encourage them to tend their own rooftop gardens, as has been done in San Francisco.
These are only two of Urban Paradise's ideas. The ones that I am even more excited about are using vacant city land for community gardens and working with Parks & Rec to plant fruit trees in parks rather than non-fruit-bearing trees. That way, food can be simply picked from the branches by the people who frequent the park. What a wonderful, life-affirming idea! And so simple.
I have offered to be Urban Paradise's writer-publicist-proofreader. Perhaps someone out there reading this blog will feel inspired to share his or her talents to make Long Beach into an urban paradise.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Wondrous Leaves
One of the most wonderful things about walking is that I see all the little details of an area that I miss if I whiz by in a car. Many, if not most, of these wonders involve plants. Blossoms peaking over a fence post. A small cacti garden tucked behind a fence. A glimpse of a fruit tree in a back yard.
On a recent walk, I encountered a sidewalk and front lawn filled with these enchanting leaves. I don't remember ever seeing any leaves colored like this--green in the center and red, yellow, and orange along the rim. Though I gathered them up like flowers to display in a bowl at home, I had the feeling that their beauty was fleeting, and so I shot these photos moments after I saw these natural wonders.
A good thing I did because by morning the leaves had shriveled and turned brown.
On a recent walk, I encountered a sidewalk and front lawn filled with these enchanting leaves. I don't remember ever seeing any leaves colored like this--green in the center and red, yellow, and orange along the rim. Though I gathered them up like flowers to display in a bowl at home, I had the feeling that their beauty was fleeting, and so I shot these photos moments after I saw these natural wonders.
A good thing I did because by morning the leaves had shriveled and turned brown.
House of Blues fantasy, if just for a moment
For well over a decade, I have wanted to go to the House of Blues in West Hollywood. A week ago, I went. My friend Tom got passes from a publicist friend of his, and we went to see her client perform.
For the life of me, I can't recall the name of the band--if I ever knew it. I really dislike hearing music in clubs as it's way too loud and I can never make out the vocals. This was also true of Rose Rossi's band. (I'm pretty sure that was name of the singer.)
I dutifully listened to the music, which would have been much improved at one-third the volume.
What most impressed me, however, about the House of Blues were the walls. They were covered in the kind of fabric you'd expect to see in some high-end hippie store in Berkeley--raw silk with mirrored bangles and crazy-quilt stitching. All the walls were so adorned--even those in the elevator. I wondered about their maintenance. Did a seamstress repair the walls every so often? How were spilled drinks cleaned from the surface, and what if the liquid soaked deep into the fabric? Did the seamstress ever have to add patches in places where some knife-wielding drunk had fallen? Fascinating.
Also fascinating were the alcoves where one could escape from the high decibels. These small, private rooms were outfitted like a sultan's bed chamber with sumptuous pillows, lavendar lighting, and statues of strange gods. And, of course, the walls were tapestried.
For the occasion, I was dressed in a sleek black silk shift given to me by my Canadian friend Helene, whose relative is a buyer for high-end shops and got this as a sample. As I stood and listened to the band, a young man handed me a rose. He was one of those guys who goes from venue to venue foisting his roses on unsuspecting men who then feel obligated to buy the flowers for their dates. As I did not have a date, I wondered why he was giving me a bloom. It was hard to hear his answer above the din, but eventually the man next to me shouted, "A rose from Rose." I didn't get it because, as previously stated, I did not know the name of the band or of the lead singer, at least until much later.
I figured he had had too much to drink and had meant to say, "A rose for a rose." That is, that I was so stunning in my black shift that some unknown man had graced me with a rose. That was a beautiful thought--as long as it lasted.
A few minutes later, the same young man who had handed me the rose laid a half dozen at the singer's feet. She then proceeded to throw them to the crowd, saying, "A rose from Rose."
Palins' Neighbor in Wasilla, Alaska
My cousin Rhonda's son Max gave a piano and guitar recital yesterday afternoon at USC. Afterwards, I met his friends, one of whom was sporting a tee-shirt proclaiming Alaska Grown. What's more, this young man grew up within two miles of the Palins, and he played hockey with Sarah's son.
"She's a nice person," he said, "but that doesn't qualify someone for public office, especially not vice president of the United States."
"She's a nice person," he said, "but that doesn't qualify someone for public office, especially not vice president of the United States."
Friday, September 19, 2008
A Revelation: I Have Small Breasts!
I have small breasts! You might think that I would have noticed this previously, but to tell you the truth, I have never given a whole lot of thought to my breasts. I know that a lot of women fuss about them, restraining them in EMF-targeting, underwire cancer traps and using them as their calling cards for expensive dinners and trips to Europe.
The thing is that most women, something over 90 percent, don't even like their breasts, even after all this attention that they--and men--give them. I have always liked my breasts, on the rare occasions that I even consider them. They're perky and alert, facing the world head on, never sagging, always as firm and upright as the day they emerged from my chest back in junior high.
I always knew my breasts were not gargantuan and that I'd have to put my breasts in a vice to get any cleavage. I guess I knew on an intellectual level that my breasts were small, but it never really hit home until recently.
I was on a one-time craigslist "date," and the man commented that I had small breasts. This was an observation, as one might observe that a 90-year-old woman is old. Not a criticism, just an observation. I held them and took a good look at them, then told him I agreed with him, and that I really have always liked my breasts.
Since then, from time to time, I have surveyed the women about me, looking at their breasts. This is much the same way that I have long surveyed people in a restaurant or standing in line at the post office or people clustered in some other public space. I count up the people and then count the ones that are overweight. Sure enough, it turns out about 70 percent of them are, just like government statistics tell us. So recently, I have been doing the same with women's breasts. And do you know, I AM smaller than the average gal. Actually, with a B cup size, I'm probably in the lower 10 percentile.
This is a real revelation to me: I have small breasts! I don't mind it. It's just that it's interesting. The only thing that I sometimes wonder is: If I had a C cup, would that change my life? Would I be with a wonderful guy right this moment if my breasts were gargantuan or even if they were average-sized? Could the cause of my solitary life really be that superficial?
The thing is that most women, something over 90 percent, don't even like their breasts, even after all this attention that they--and men--give them. I have always liked my breasts, on the rare occasions that I even consider them. They're perky and alert, facing the world head on, never sagging, always as firm and upright as the day they emerged from my chest back in junior high.
I always knew my breasts were not gargantuan and that I'd have to put my breasts in a vice to get any cleavage. I guess I knew on an intellectual level that my breasts were small, but it never really hit home until recently.
I was on a one-time craigslist "date," and the man commented that I had small breasts. This was an observation, as one might observe that a 90-year-old woman is old. Not a criticism, just an observation. I held them and took a good look at them, then told him I agreed with him, and that I really have always liked my breasts.
Since then, from time to time, I have surveyed the women about me, looking at their breasts. This is much the same way that I have long surveyed people in a restaurant or standing in line at the post office or people clustered in some other public space. I count up the people and then count the ones that are overweight. Sure enough, it turns out about 70 percent of them are, just like government statistics tell us. So recently, I have been doing the same with women's breasts. And do you know, I AM smaller than the average gal. Actually, with a B cup size, I'm probably in the lower 10 percentile.
This is a real revelation to me: I have small breasts! I don't mind it. It's just that it's interesting. The only thing that I sometimes wonder is: If I had a C cup, would that change my life? Would I be with a wonderful guy right this moment if my breasts were gargantuan or even if they were average-sized? Could the cause of my solitary life really be that superficial?
Better to Have 10 Years' Experience Than 25
During the past month, I have been aggressively seeking work. Since Aug. 13, to be precise, I have applied for 63 positions. Not one of them has resulted in an interview or a call-back.
When I look at my resume and at my clips, I think, "What a catch!" More than 25 years of editing and writing experience for newspapers, magazines, newsletters, PR firms, ad agencies, and Web sites. Plenty of published clips. Managerial experience. Teaching experience. Public-speaking experience. Willing to travel and relocate. So what's the problem?
A few days ago, I asked a rep at a firm that places writers, proofreaders, Web masters, graphic designers, and other such "creative talent" in temp and temp-to-hire positions: Is it better to say I have 10 years of experience rather than 25? Does the latter signal "old," whereas the former is more attractive?
The rep responded with candor, for which I thanked her. Her answer: Yes, it's better to admit to 10 years, but don't go as high as 25. She said that "10" means fresh ideas and a forward-thinking nature.
Would that this were true! When I think of the students that I have at Cal State, for example, I hardly think of "fresh ideas" and "forward-thinking nature." They are always waiting for answers to be spoon-fed to them. Of course, there are amazing exceptions, but they are rare exceptions.
But if that's the prejudice against age and experience, so be it. From now on, my cover letters will read "As a writer-editor with more than 10 years of experience..."
Funny that people have often advised those who are starting out to fudge their resumes a bit, to show a bit more experience than they actually have. Well, for us in our 40s and 50s, the opposite now holds: Instead of stacking our resumes, we need to trim them a bit. Like with so much else in this society, we need to dumb it down.
When I look at my resume and at my clips, I think, "What a catch!" More than 25 years of editing and writing experience for newspapers, magazines, newsletters, PR firms, ad agencies, and Web sites. Plenty of published clips. Managerial experience. Teaching experience. Public-speaking experience. Willing to travel and relocate. So what's the problem?
A few days ago, I asked a rep at a firm that places writers, proofreaders, Web masters, graphic designers, and other such "creative talent" in temp and temp-to-hire positions: Is it better to say I have 10 years of experience rather than 25? Does the latter signal "old," whereas the former is more attractive?
The rep responded with candor, for which I thanked her. Her answer: Yes, it's better to admit to 10 years, but don't go as high as 25. She said that "10" means fresh ideas and a forward-thinking nature.
Would that this were true! When I think of the students that I have at Cal State, for example, I hardly think of "fresh ideas" and "forward-thinking nature." They are always waiting for answers to be spoon-fed to them. Of course, there are amazing exceptions, but they are rare exceptions.
But if that's the prejudice against age and experience, so be it. From now on, my cover letters will read "As a writer-editor with more than 10 years of experience..."
Funny that people have often advised those who are starting out to fudge their resumes a bit, to show a bit more experience than they actually have. Well, for us in our 40s and 50s, the opposite now holds: Instead of stacking our resumes, we need to trim them a bit. Like with so much else in this society, we need to dumb it down.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Grateful About a $30,000 Loss
Since late December I have had control over my mother's finances. For quite some time, I have been a bit concerned by the fact that all her investments are in mortgage-backed securities, aka Countrywide, Freddie Mac, and Fannie Mae. A month ago, I decided to enlist a broker to sell her mortgage bundles and put the proceeds into something safer.
I should have acted back in January, but at least the sales took place before the Fed took over Freddie and Fannie last week. I sold just in the nick of time. Yes, the bailout may of saved the world from an economic apocalypse, but those who were holding mortgage bundles, like my mother had been, are no longer being paid a dividend. A dividend that my mother was withdrawing each month to cover her mounting medical and care expenses. And the financial throes of the housing market have not yet subsided, and some feel that we have not yet even seen the worst of it yet, so I am glad she's out of that game.
Getting out cost her $30,000, or approximately 18 percent of her investment--what she has to live off for the rest of her days. Yes, she has Social Security and two pensions, but these don't even pay half her fixed expenses. She lost 30 grand, but she stood to lose much more. Isn't it a crazy world that I live in when I'm happy that I ONLY lost $30,000--a full year's salary in some years.
This is a dramatic case in point of the folly of getting rid of Social Security and, as many Republicans are pushing for, let the individual consumer make decisions about his or her retirement funding! Yes, I'm sure there would be winners in that scenario, but I suspect most of them would be brokers and CEOs. And the losers? Plenty of people like you and me.
I should have acted back in January, but at least the sales took place before the Fed took over Freddie and Fannie last week. I sold just in the nick of time. Yes, the bailout may of saved the world from an economic apocalypse, but those who were holding mortgage bundles, like my mother had been, are no longer being paid a dividend. A dividend that my mother was withdrawing each month to cover her mounting medical and care expenses. And the financial throes of the housing market have not yet subsided, and some feel that we have not yet even seen the worst of it yet, so I am glad she's out of that game.
Getting out cost her $30,000, or approximately 18 percent of her investment--what she has to live off for the rest of her days. Yes, she has Social Security and two pensions, but these don't even pay half her fixed expenses. She lost 30 grand, but she stood to lose much more. Isn't it a crazy world that I live in when I'm happy that I ONLY lost $30,000--a full year's salary in some years.
This is a dramatic case in point of the folly of getting rid of Social Security and, as many Republicans are pushing for, let the individual consumer make decisions about his or her retirement funding! Yes, I'm sure there would be winners in that scenario, but I suspect most of them would be brokers and CEOs. And the losers? Plenty of people like you and me.
Friday, September 05, 2008
Standing Up
People forever talk about standing up for yourself, about asking for what you deserve. The thing is that I always stand up for myself, but there sure must be something more to it than what I'm doing because every time that I have stood up, I have been shot down.
I know many people who tell their bosses they're leaving if they don't get more money and then they are given more money. Or they tell a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse that this is what they need and, if they don't get it, they're leaving and so they get it. I even know of people who say they have to quit their positions because they're moving and their bosses say they can take their job with them. They are standing up for what they want and they get it.
In contrast, I have stood up so many times just in the past couple months, asking for what I deserve, what I've earned, and being told "no" again and again. And not only "no" but "go away." At the magazine. At one university and then at another. After I had signed a contract to work for a German medical company and then the company backed out. On and on, again and again.
So what are these other people doing that I'm not? I just don't get it.
Is the message that I am to leave Southern California at all costs? Am I to sleep in my truck and camp in a Wal-Mart parking lot until I get some work, somewhere? In the last two weeks, I have applied for 35 positions, with not a nibble. Again, I'm asking for what I want. Is anyone listening?
I know many people who tell their bosses they're leaving if they don't get more money and then they are given more money. Or they tell a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse that this is what they need and, if they don't get it, they're leaving and so they get it. I even know of people who say they have to quit their positions because they're moving and their bosses say they can take their job with them. They are standing up for what they want and they get it.
In contrast, I have stood up so many times just in the past couple months, asking for what I deserve, what I've earned, and being told "no" again and again. And not only "no" but "go away." At the magazine. At one university and then at another. After I had signed a contract to work for a German medical company and then the company backed out. On and on, again and again.
So what are these other people doing that I'm not? I just don't get it.
Is the message that I am to leave Southern California at all costs? Am I to sleep in my truck and camp in a Wal-Mart parking lot until I get some work, somewhere? In the last two weeks, I have applied for 35 positions, with not a nibble. Again, I'm asking for what I want. Is anyone listening?
Why I Sympathize with Day Laborers
Years ago an adjunct professor quipped to me, "We're the proletariats of academia." This has certainly been my experience as an adjunct professor at, let's say, University A (UA).
I have been with UA for more than 21 years, sometimes teaching one class, sometimes a few, sometimes as many as five, sometimes none. (How many people do you know who are able to handle that kind of fluctuation in income?) Often I have been asked on the Friday before classes start if I could teach a class, or I have begun teaching a class and then it is canceled and I receive nothing in compensation.
Over the years I have gone from a semester contract to a one-year contract and now a three-year contract. Each level is supposed to give me more leverage, more respect, more consideration, but when push comes to shove, these contracts don't mean a thing. For the last four or five semesters, I have had to remind the department chair that, according to the contract, I am guaranteed six classes per year and he has to give me first right of refusal before offering the classes to anyone else. That has been violated so many times, I lose count. So often, in clear violation of the contract, the chair has brought in people with no teaching experience to teach classes I have been teaching for years.
When I have gone to the union, the reps are sympathetic, but say that, in the end, it is up to the department chair's discretion. "So then what good does a three-year contract do," I ask, "if it's all up to the chair's discretion?" To this they say something like, "Well, it should put you in a better position, but there's no guarantee."
This is akin to presidential signing statements. Bush signs a bill into law that Congress has passed, then issues a signing statement that negates the parts of the bill that he does not want to adhere to. So what good is Congress and what good is it to pass legislation that is so flagrantly disregarded? The same thing with part-time faculty contracts: Why do we have them if they are meaningless during those times when their substance is most needed?
And so, because of the struggles with UA, including numerous meetings with union reps, the dean, and chairs re my contract, several years ago, I began courting let's call it University B. Though UB said "no" to me many times, I finally got a "yes" because a faculty member died. I was brought in to teach a night class this fall. At the time I first met with the chair at UB, he said he could see no problem about getting me the same salary as I am getting at UA. I proceeded with that gentleman's agreement all through the summer, reading the text, preparing the syllabus, and getting ready for the class. A week before the start of the semester, I was told, "Sorry, but we're paying you $800 less than you make at UA." I felt badly, but the chair said there was nothing he could do. I reluctantly agreed, since I had already put in 25 hours and if I did not accept the assignment, I would have been out that time with not a dime to show for it.
Last Tuesday I picked up my contract. (It's pretty standard that contracts are given to adjuncts after they have already begun teaching.) Instead of being $800 less, it was now $1,334 less. Basically, I'd be making a little over 2/3 of what I make for a 3.3-unit class at UA. Then I spoke with someone from the pension fund and was informed that working at this reduced rate would reduce my pension by $50/month, so basically, it would cost me money to teach this class.
I returned to the department chair at UB with this info, and though he was angry, he said he would talk to the dean about getting me the same money as I am getting at UA and he would get back to me. That was Wednesday morning.
I didn't hear anything on Wednesday. I didn't hear anything yesterday. Today I sent him an email and then gave him a call. When I reached him, he said he had hired someone else. Would I please return the book and the keys? So I guess if I had not contacted him, he would never had had the decency to contact me. I would have showed up to teach on Tuesday and would have met the new instructor! Unbelievable the lack of respect.
Yes, adjunct professors are the proletariats of academia. Or to put it in a more contemporary vernacular, we're the day laborers. It's like, "Hey, if you don't want to teach the class, who cares, we can go down to Home Depot and pick someone up there."
Every time I drive past Home Depot and see those guys hanging out, waiting for a job, any job, I think of the lot of adjunct professors, the day laborers of academia.
I have been with UA for more than 21 years, sometimes teaching one class, sometimes a few, sometimes as many as five, sometimes none. (How many people do you know who are able to handle that kind of fluctuation in income?) Often I have been asked on the Friday before classes start if I could teach a class, or I have begun teaching a class and then it is canceled and I receive nothing in compensation.
Over the years I have gone from a semester contract to a one-year contract and now a three-year contract. Each level is supposed to give me more leverage, more respect, more consideration, but when push comes to shove, these contracts don't mean a thing. For the last four or five semesters, I have had to remind the department chair that, according to the contract, I am guaranteed six classes per year and he has to give me first right of refusal before offering the classes to anyone else. That has been violated so many times, I lose count. So often, in clear violation of the contract, the chair has brought in people with no teaching experience to teach classes I have been teaching for years.
When I have gone to the union, the reps are sympathetic, but say that, in the end, it is up to the department chair's discretion. "So then what good does a three-year contract do," I ask, "if it's all up to the chair's discretion?" To this they say something like, "Well, it should put you in a better position, but there's no guarantee."
This is akin to presidential signing statements. Bush signs a bill into law that Congress has passed, then issues a signing statement that negates the parts of the bill that he does not want to adhere to. So what good is Congress and what good is it to pass legislation that is so flagrantly disregarded? The same thing with part-time faculty contracts: Why do we have them if they are meaningless during those times when their substance is most needed?
And so, because of the struggles with UA, including numerous meetings with union reps, the dean, and chairs re my contract, several years ago, I began courting let's call it University B. Though UB said "no" to me many times, I finally got a "yes" because a faculty member died. I was brought in to teach a night class this fall. At the time I first met with the chair at UB, he said he could see no problem about getting me the same salary as I am getting at UA. I proceeded with that gentleman's agreement all through the summer, reading the text, preparing the syllabus, and getting ready for the class. A week before the start of the semester, I was told, "Sorry, but we're paying you $800 less than you make at UA." I felt badly, but the chair said there was nothing he could do. I reluctantly agreed, since I had already put in 25 hours and if I did not accept the assignment, I would have been out that time with not a dime to show for it.
Last Tuesday I picked up my contract. (It's pretty standard that contracts are given to adjuncts after they have already begun teaching.) Instead of being $800 less, it was now $1,334 less. Basically, I'd be making a little over 2/3 of what I make for a 3.3-unit class at UA. Then I spoke with someone from the pension fund and was informed that working at this reduced rate would reduce my pension by $50/month, so basically, it would cost me money to teach this class.
I returned to the department chair at UB with this info, and though he was angry, he said he would talk to the dean about getting me the same money as I am getting at UA and he would get back to me. That was Wednesday morning.
I didn't hear anything on Wednesday. I didn't hear anything yesterday. Today I sent him an email and then gave him a call. When I reached him, he said he had hired someone else. Would I please return the book and the keys? So I guess if I had not contacted him, he would never had had the decency to contact me. I would have showed up to teach on Tuesday and would have met the new instructor! Unbelievable the lack of respect.
Yes, adjunct professors are the proletariats of academia. Or to put it in a more contemporary vernacular, we're the day laborers. It's like, "Hey, if you don't want to teach the class, who cares, we can go down to Home Depot and pick someone up there."
Every time I drive past Home Depot and see those guys hanging out, waiting for a job, any job, I think of the lot of adjunct professors, the day laborers of academia.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
The Dear Son
The dear son stopped by on his way home from work as an educator at the Long Beach Museum of Art. Here he is dressed for work on July 9, his first day on the job.
Like many recent college grads, he is not earning enough to afford an apartment on his own. (His museum gig pays only $10/hour and is only 30 hours a week, so he also waits tables three nights a week.) He splits his time, as he has done since age 4, between his father's house and my apartment. But when he's staying at his dad's, he still sometimes drops by for an after-work Corona, as he did this afternoon, or for dinner between the museum and the restaurant, as he did yesterday.
Always so good to see him, if only for a few minutes.
Today he brought me a watercolor he had painted during his free time at the museum. The young ladies who hold similar positions with the museum are always busy with crafts, so he thought he'd do something besides twiddle his thumbs too. It's a colorful scene with an oil island, a palm tree, a sailboat, a tanker, and a yellow umbrella--in short, just the gorgeous sort of view he sees every day at the museum. If you're going to have a job with down time, this is the place to have it, situated as the museum is right on the ocean.
The Secret Life of Bees
I just finished what will most likely be my last book of the summer, unless I start one this evening and polish it off by tomorrow. "The Secret Life of Bees," a novel by Sue Monk Kidd, has been a book I've been meaning to read for quite some time. Boy, did I pick the right time to read it!
It takes place in 1964, the year of so much change in this country, including the Civil Rights Act. Set in South Carolina, it is a beautifully written novel about a 14-year-old white girl who runs away from home and lives with three black sisters in a town two hours away. It is a heartwarming story of a girl's search for her mother and for the mother within, it is about the deep love of a group of women. I cried, thinking of my own dysfunctional relationship with my mother and of my longing for a group of female friends--or even one female friend--who would be close at hand and near to the heart.
Yes, there are people who care about me, who love me, of course there are. That was surely made evident at my birthday party. But when I'm feeling down, there is no one to call and say, "Hey, could you come over. It sure would do me good to see you." Most of the friends who came to my birthday party I had not seen for a year or longer. They aren't the guy or gal next door. Or even if they do live within an hour's drive, they are married or otherwise engaged. Just dropping by without a meeting scheduled weeks or months in advance is something of a fairy tale. By that time, the sadness for sure would have passed, the intense need gone.
I thought of Taffy, the golden retriever-mutt I had as a child. Oh, dear, love-bucket Taffy. I was physically beaten and emotionally tormented by the other children. I didn't have friends. My brother and I often fought. My parents weren't available for talks. But I had Taffy. I remember so clearly, lying with my head on her chest and sobbing. And she would lie there, beaming love, letting my pain soak into her and transforming it into love. Oh, Taffy. How I would love to have such a dog again.
It takes place in 1964, the year of so much change in this country, including the Civil Rights Act. Set in South Carolina, it is a beautifully written novel about a 14-year-old white girl who runs away from home and lives with three black sisters in a town two hours away. It is a heartwarming story of a girl's search for her mother and for the mother within, it is about the deep love of a group of women. I cried, thinking of my own dysfunctional relationship with my mother and of my longing for a group of female friends--or even one female friend--who would be close at hand and near to the heart.
Yes, there are people who care about me, who love me, of course there are. That was surely made evident at my birthday party. But when I'm feeling down, there is no one to call and say, "Hey, could you come over. It sure would do me good to see you." Most of the friends who came to my birthday party I had not seen for a year or longer. They aren't the guy or gal next door. Or even if they do live within an hour's drive, they are married or otherwise engaged. Just dropping by without a meeting scheduled weeks or months in advance is something of a fairy tale. By that time, the sadness for sure would have passed, the intense need gone.
I thought of Taffy, the golden retriever-mutt I had as a child. Oh, dear, love-bucket Taffy. I was physically beaten and emotionally tormented by the other children. I didn't have friends. My brother and I often fought. My parents weren't available for talks. But I had Taffy. I remember so clearly, lying with my head on her chest and sobbing. And she would lie there, beaming love, letting my pain soak into her and transforming it into love. Oh, Taffy. How I would love to have such a dog again.
No Right to Judge Me
Yesterday I said some things to my mother that I've said before, that never brought about any change in the past, but foolishly I said them again, thinking I might get different results this time. Isn't that the definition of insanity--doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results? (But what I've always wondered about this definition, too, is isn't that the recipe for perseverance too?)
I was weary, for the millionth time, of hearing of her pills and going through the I-need-my-pain-pill drama. She is totally concentrated on getting her pill, and cannot focus on a conversation that is not pill-related. Pills are the most important thing in her life. I pointed this out to her for the umpteenth time, and of course she denied it, saying such bullshit about me being the most important thing in her life when she can't even remember what I told her about two seconds ago because she wasn't listening, she was thinking about her pills. She goes through this big thing that she's going to forego her 2 o'clock pill, that she's turning a new leaf, that she's getting off pain meds, something I've heard too many times and I never believe, just like all the other things she says she's going to do but never does--attend activities at her assisted-living facility, go to church, write a letter to Marge, call her friends in Wisconsin, exercise, on and on and on.
Twenty minutes into her life-changing resolve, she was at the nurse's station, whining and carrying on about wanting her Vicodin--this after she had gotten a new morphine patch just a half hour before.
So today I went back for more! What a ridiculous person I must be. I felt sorry for her. I felt guilty. In fact my main emotion associated with her is guilt. She would like me at her side every moment of every day, and I feel guilty that I'm not there because she's a lonely, old lady who has dug the hole she's in and she's unwilling or unable to step out of it.
I brought my laptop to show her photos of my birthday party, Aaron's graduation, my tomatoes, whatever else. We sat in the non-smoking patio, and I plugged the laptop into an outside socket. I had showed her only one or two photos when she started in about her pills and about how she needed to have a nurse look at her toe because she needed the bandage changed sometime today. I told her it was only 1:30, and the day was still young, plenty of time to change her bandage. But she carried on about it, her mind on her upcoming 2 o'clock pill and on someone fussing over her toe.
The day before I had told her that we do not have a relationship because it's very hard to build a relationship when 75 percent of our conversations focus on her pills. I said what she and I have is not like what Aaron and I have. From a baby on, I was forming a relationship with him. She and I have never had deep conversations, she was never someone I could go to as a child or as a woman with a problem, we've never had laughs together. There is no relationship. She is my mom, there is no one else who will take care of her, and so she is here in California. To that she said, "Didn't I tell you how much I liked driving in your car on the way to the doctor?" What planet is she on?
So today I got angry with her. I said I'm so tired of this, of all this pill drama, that it's like being with an alcoholic who is just thinking about his next drink. A woman who was sitting near us on the patio said to her husband, "Some people just have no compassion" and then she went on to say things in a similar vein. I turned to her and said, "You don't know me. You don't know anything about my situation. You have no right to judge me, just as I have no right to judge you." Still she kept it up.
I fought back tears, saying aloud to myself, "I can't take this anymore. I just can't take this."
I told my mother I would see her late in the week. Not tomorrow, not Tuesday, not Wednesday, but Thursday to take her to her doctor's appointment. I need a break from her drug addiction that prevents any kind of a relationship. I don't want to become like my brother, hating her. I have to find some way to distance myself from her, to think of her as a drug addict and to realize that this behavior is due to the drugs. Of course, I knew her before pain meds, and she was self-absorbed then too. But the drugs have made it so much worse.
I was weary, for the millionth time, of hearing of her pills and going through the I-need-my-pain-pill drama. She is totally concentrated on getting her pill, and cannot focus on a conversation that is not pill-related. Pills are the most important thing in her life. I pointed this out to her for the umpteenth time, and of course she denied it, saying such bullshit about me being the most important thing in her life when she can't even remember what I told her about two seconds ago because she wasn't listening, she was thinking about her pills. She goes through this big thing that she's going to forego her 2 o'clock pill, that she's turning a new leaf, that she's getting off pain meds, something I've heard too many times and I never believe, just like all the other things she says she's going to do but never does--attend activities at her assisted-living facility, go to church, write a letter to Marge, call her friends in Wisconsin, exercise, on and on and on.
Twenty minutes into her life-changing resolve, she was at the nurse's station, whining and carrying on about wanting her Vicodin--this after she had gotten a new morphine patch just a half hour before.
So today I went back for more! What a ridiculous person I must be. I felt sorry for her. I felt guilty. In fact my main emotion associated with her is guilt. She would like me at her side every moment of every day, and I feel guilty that I'm not there because she's a lonely, old lady who has dug the hole she's in and she's unwilling or unable to step out of it.
I brought my laptop to show her photos of my birthday party, Aaron's graduation, my tomatoes, whatever else. We sat in the non-smoking patio, and I plugged the laptop into an outside socket. I had showed her only one or two photos when she started in about her pills and about how she needed to have a nurse look at her toe because she needed the bandage changed sometime today. I told her it was only 1:30, and the day was still young, plenty of time to change her bandage. But she carried on about it, her mind on her upcoming 2 o'clock pill and on someone fussing over her toe.
The day before I had told her that we do not have a relationship because it's very hard to build a relationship when 75 percent of our conversations focus on her pills. I said what she and I have is not like what Aaron and I have. From a baby on, I was forming a relationship with him. She and I have never had deep conversations, she was never someone I could go to as a child or as a woman with a problem, we've never had laughs together. There is no relationship. She is my mom, there is no one else who will take care of her, and so she is here in California. To that she said, "Didn't I tell you how much I liked driving in your car on the way to the doctor?" What planet is she on?
So today I got angry with her. I said I'm so tired of this, of all this pill drama, that it's like being with an alcoholic who is just thinking about his next drink. A woman who was sitting near us on the patio said to her husband, "Some people just have no compassion" and then she went on to say things in a similar vein. I turned to her and said, "You don't know me. You don't know anything about my situation. You have no right to judge me, just as I have no right to judge you." Still she kept it up.
I fought back tears, saying aloud to myself, "I can't take this anymore. I just can't take this."
I told my mother I would see her late in the week. Not tomorrow, not Tuesday, not Wednesday, but Thursday to take her to her doctor's appointment. I need a break from her drug addiction that prevents any kind of a relationship. I don't want to become like my brother, hating her. I have to find some way to distance myself from her, to think of her as a drug addict and to realize that this behavior is due to the drugs. Of course, I knew her before pain meds, and she was self-absorbed then too. But the drugs have made it so much worse.
For Tim and Emily's 15th Anniversary
As some of you know, over the years I have written poems for friends' birthdays, graduations, baptisms, and weddings. I even have a site, theweddingpoet.com, on which I bill my talents and services.
Following is a poem I wrote for my friend Tim and his wife, Emily, for their 15th anniversary. I am including this here to show that I can adapt my style and my perspective to echo the world view of the poem's recipients. Tim and Emily are very Christian-oriented with a conservative, though still loving, philosophy. If you look at the sample poems on theweddingpoet.com, you'll see that those posted are sexier and more playful. But this style seemed to suit Tim and Emily better. After interviewing Tim, I created this poem for them:
The Hand of God
for Tim and Emily on their 15th wedding anniversary, Aug. 28, 2008
How foolishly we go about our busy lives,
focusing on bills and deadlines,
little dramas and big,
thinking that we mortals make things happen,
that we control how each moment will unfold.
But Tim and Emily smile at a deeper truth,
seeing the hand of God
behind all their blessings.
More than two decades ago,
Tim was a high school grad,
eager to start his first semester in Texas.
But in a dream, angels whispered to him,
“Good things await you at UOP.”
Unlike so many of us
when our inner knowing points the way,
Tim didn’t second guess this heavenly nudge
but promptly told his befuddled mother
of his change in plans.
For his first few years in southern Cal,
he might have wondered, Why am I here?
But God doesn’t work according to our schedule,
but in accordance with His own mysterious plan.
Eventually, the hand of God led Emily to Tim
or vice-versa.
Tim pinned three gold roses to Emily’s breast,
their initials entwined,
their love sealed in a pin.
A coincidence, some might say,
a young man’s silly whim.
But Tim and Emily recognized the hand of God,
guiding a No Cal boy south
and keeping a So Cal girl close to home.
Tim prayed, “If Emily is the one,
please prepare a clear path for us, O Lord.”
God spoke to him through a stirring in his soul,
the hand of His heavenly Father
upon his shoulder:
“The path is before you, my son.
Take the next step.”
Tim then turned to Emily’s father on Earth
to ask for her hand in marriage,
a tradition stretching back to Abraham’s days,
a very long line of yesses
to which Emily added one more.
By water and jungle and lava flow,
Tim asked Emily to be his bride.
Beams of sunlight set her face aglow
as she, too, said “yes.”
The hand of God-as-Artist
painted a spectacular scene
on which the moment played out
to the glee of their captain and fellow boaters.
From this love have come three children,
the three gold roses on Emily’s pin come to life
in Jillian, Madison and Dutch.
A coincidence, you say.
Three, a common number, you scoff.
But Tim and Emily look into each other’s eyes
and give a wink.
For surely it was the hand of God,
all these many years ago,
that urged Tim to buy that pin
and not another with a single rose
or with two, one to symbolize him
and one for Emily.
Instead the hand of God was at work,
and the voice of God said,
“Choose this one, my son.
Three, you know, is a sacred number in heaven,
and for you and Emily so will it be on Earth.”
Following is a poem I wrote for my friend Tim and his wife, Emily, for their 15th anniversary. I am including this here to show that I can adapt my style and my perspective to echo the world view of the poem's recipients. Tim and Emily are very Christian-oriented with a conservative, though still loving, philosophy. If you look at the sample poems on theweddingpoet.com, you'll see that those posted are sexier and more playful. But this style seemed to suit Tim and Emily better. After interviewing Tim, I created this poem for them:
The Hand of God
for Tim and Emily on their 15th wedding anniversary, Aug. 28, 2008
How foolishly we go about our busy lives,
focusing on bills and deadlines,
little dramas and big,
thinking that we mortals make things happen,
that we control how each moment will unfold.
But Tim and Emily smile at a deeper truth,
seeing the hand of God
behind all their blessings.
More than two decades ago,
Tim was a high school grad,
eager to start his first semester in Texas.
But in a dream, angels whispered to him,
“Good things await you at UOP.”
Unlike so many of us
when our inner knowing points the way,
Tim didn’t second guess this heavenly nudge
but promptly told his befuddled mother
of his change in plans.
For his first few years in southern Cal,
he might have wondered, Why am I here?
But God doesn’t work according to our schedule,
but in accordance with His own mysterious plan.
Eventually, the hand of God led Emily to Tim
or vice-versa.
Tim pinned three gold roses to Emily’s breast,
their initials entwined,
their love sealed in a pin.
A coincidence, some might say,
a young man’s silly whim.
But Tim and Emily recognized the hand of God,
guiding a No Cal boy south
and keeping a So Cal girl close to home.
Tim prayed, “If Emily is the one,
please prepare a clear path for us, O Lord.”
God spoke to him through a stirring in his soul,
the hand of His heavenly Father
upon his shoulder:
“The path is before you, my son.
Take the next step.”
Tim then turned to Emily’s father on Earth
to ask for her hand in marriage,
a tradition stretching back to Abraham’s days,
a very long line of yesses
to which Emily added one more.
By water and jungle and lava flow,
Tim asked Emily to be his bride.
Beams of sunlight set her face aglow
as she, too, said “yes.”
The hand of God-as-Artist
painted a spectacular scene
on which the moment played out
to the glee of their captain and fellow boaters.
From this love have come three children,
the three gold roses on Emily’s pin come to life
in Jillian, Madison and Dutch.
A coincidence, you say.
Three, a common number, you scoff.
But Tim and Emily look into each other’s eyes
and give a wink.
For surely it was the hand of God,
all these many years ago,
that urged Tim to buy that pin
and not another with a single rose
or with two, one to symbolize him
and one for Emily.
Instead the hand of God was at work,
and the voice of God said,
“Choose this one, my son.
Three, you know, is a sacred number in heaven,
and for you and Emily so will it be on Earth.”
Orchid Love
For my 50th birthday, chick cabin friend Susie (center of photo) gave me a gorgeous orchid. It was displayed on my kitchen table for a month, exhibiting its beauty to the world.
Then the time came for a change of venue.
Often I take evening walks in the neighborhood, sometimes with my son and sometimes alone. I love this area with its Craftsman houses and Spanish-revival architecture. Usually I walk all the way to ocean and back. On one such occasion, I noticed the row of orchids on a porch in the 200 block of Molino. I thought, Here lives someone who knows how to care for orchids, how to make them bloom again.
And so, when my orchid was on its last burst of blooms, I put it in a red bag and wrote a note to this orchid-loving stranger. Then I set out on a walk.
When I got to the orchid house, I rang the doorbell. Two exuberant labs pounced at the door, followed a short time later by their cell-phone-chatting owner. He opened the door, but continued to talk, so it was a good thing I had written him a note to explain the situation, how I had admired his orchids when I had passed his house on my evening walks, how I had received this orchid for my birthday and had enjoyed it immensely, but thought that now it was best to give it to someone who knows how to care for orchids after their first bloom. He did not say to the person on the other end of the line, "Oh, sorry, but I'll have to call you later. Someone just brought over an orchid for me." I had thought that maybe he and I could talk about plants for a while. Oh, well.
This is similar to the reaction my fellow carolers and I have received at some houses. People continue to talk on their cell phones or watch TV rather than come to the door and listen to something they will most likely never experience again in their lives.
Don't get me wrong: I am not voicing disappointment, and I certainly was not insulted. It's just interesting. As friend Bev, a 75-year-old with the attitude and umph of a woman a third her age, always says, "People are interesting." She doesn't get upset, just acknowledges their strange ways as an anthropologist from another planet might.
And I'm smiling now, knowing that Susie's orchid is surrounded by others of its kind and so, seeing its brothers and sisters in their full regalia, will be more likely to show its stuff again too. Perhaps I'll even spot it blooming when I pass by the house on an evening walk.
The Papyrus Story
Pictured here is a silver pepperomia and a papyrus. But not just any old papyrus. This papyrus is part of a legacy.
The story begins decades ago when I was a little girl in Wisconsin. My father had a garden and numerous houseplants. I, too, loved plants, but I especially loved my father's papyrus. They seemed exotic, the plants behind which Moses had been hidden as he floated in a basket in the Nile River. My father had gotten his papyrus after WWII when he lived in Florida and opened a florist shop. This, and his stint in the military, were the only two times in his life when he was not under the control of his mother and/or tied down in a hopeless marriage. Sure, after he and my mother split up, he remarried, and he seemed happier with Lyndall, but I didn't really see or hear much from him during those two decades or so before his death, so I can't be sure. But he always spoke of Florida as if it were a wonderful place. (Whenever I have been in Florida, I haven't found it wonderful, but then different places hold different messages for different people.)
So, I started raising my own payrus plants as a little girl. I do not know if papyrus are the only plants that propogate the way that they do, but I find their ways fascinating and I am always ready to tell someone the wonders of the papyrus. So, here goes.
Papyrus grow in water, and so, in contrast with any other plant I've ever known, when you take a cutting of a papyrus, you do not put the end that is closest to the roots in the water to grow new roots. Rather, you cut the stem and place the crown of the plant in the water. Of course this makes sense once you consider the life of the papyrus. When its stems, or stalks grow tall enough, they become wobbly and top-heavy. As this happens, the stem bends toward the water and eventually the crown rests on the water. From the crown, then, grow the new roots and a new shoot--the makings of a new plant.
Every time I have moved--and I have moved many times--I have taken cuttings from the mother plant and started new plants at my new location. The only break in this pattern was the summer of 2005 when I spent three months camping and traveling the back roads across the continent to Nova Scotia and back. Before I left, I placed a few cuttings in a large container of water in a section of the shed on the property I was renting to a tenant in Yucca Valley. By the time I returned, the hot desert air had zapped all the water from the container. The cuttings were crispy.
I called my former landlord and asked him if I might take a cutting from the papyrus I had planted in front of that apartment. That's how I started the plant that I have now on my back step. It is the great-great-great-however-many-times-great-granddaughter of the plant I had as a little girl.
At my 50th birthday bash, I asked friends to take cuttings of my papyrus, as a way of sharing my love of this plant and as a way of safeguarding the legacy. This way, if my cuttings ever get fried or I am on the road without a place where I can care for a plant, I will know that the papyrus pageant continues at someone else's home.
My Garden's Bounty
For years I have harbored subversive thoughts about growing all my own food, cutting out the corporate agri-businesses with their genetically modified organisms, pesticides, insecticides and overall evil ways. What could be more disruptive of the status quo and the powers that be than becoming self-sufficient, able to provide for my basic need--food.
Instead of waiting until I have a proper piece of land, I bought a container, filled it with soil and plunked two tomato plants in it. The container is just outside my back door, against a concrete wall, setting on the concrete corridor. In short, I have no unpaved land on which to grow my food.
Although the teardrop yellow tomatoes have been going strong for a month now, the other plant has been slow to bring forth its bounty. Yesterday, however, I picked my first red tomato. I shared it with the dear son, who had dropped by for a meal after his job at the art museum and on his way to work at the restaurant. He halved the beautiful red orb. What a treat to eat something I've been fussing over for more than a month.
Also pictured here is my cactus and rock garden because not all plants have to have a purpose beyond being beautiful. Not every member of the vegetable kingdom has to be consumed. Some are just there for the sheer joy of growing and soaking up the sunshine.
Monrovia Canyon Park--waterfall trail
On Friday I participated in a meetup.com event, one of a handful since signing up. The others: a magic show-medieval dinner, complete with wenches; a boat tour of the Port of Long Beach; and a book-discussion group featuring David Sedaris' "When You are Engulfed in Flames"--a fun read, but not meaty enough for a book discussion, at least by my standards.
The Friday meetup was a hike at Monrovia Canyon Park. The Deer Park trail was billed as seven miles and moderate, but I got a mile into its 35- to 40-percent grade and told my companions to go on without me--just like you hear of people nobly saying to their comrades when the food has run out and they're down to eating the sled team.
I walked easily down the mountain and then began ascending a less-taxing trail along a stream bed to a 30-foot waterfall. I disrobed my feet and let them cool in the waters. Ah, a real treat on such a hot day. As is my long-held tradition, I took shots of my left foot with water. I have shots of my left foot and water all around the planet. Sort of like, no, I didn't have a traveling companion, but my left foot was there--see!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Taking the Bus
Although I lead a low-carbon life, I am taking even more steps to lessen my carbon footprint.
For decades, I have shopped at thrift stores and yard sales. In addition to adding funkiness and uniqueness to my possessions, this saves a whole lot of energy and resources. The items have already been manufactured, so no additional energy or natural resources are expended to furnish me with a a blouse or a pot or a book. Then the transportation costs are greatly diminished. Instead of something being transported all the way from China, the only transportation is the few miles the original owner drove to the thrift store to make the donation and I drove to make the purchase.
And since 1985, I have not commuted to work. Except for two classes that I taught at Cal State Fullerton and a few short-term ad-agency gigs in Orange County, I have lived in the same city in which I work. And much of the time I work from home, conducting business by phone and by email.
Now I want to go a step further. This semester I plan to take the city bus or bicycle to my Tuesday-Thursday classes at Cal State. I made a trial run this morning. The bus picked me up a few steps from my apartment building and dropped me off about two football fields away from the department office. This is much closer than I can usually park. Also I just have to show my Cal State ID card and my passage is free through the end of September. After that, it's less than $2 round trip.
My friend Bob is letting me borrow his second bicycle, but it is a real chore. I have ridden it a few times and it is like pedaling through molasses. I asked my son to give it a whirl, and this healthy, strong 22-year-old said he had the same impression. Perhaps I will give the bike back to Bob and spend the money necessary to purchase a good bike. But for now, I am satisfied with the bus.
For decades, I have shopped at thrift stores and yard sales. In addition to adding funkiness and uniqueness to my possessions, this saves a whole lot of energy and resources. The items have already been manufactured, so no additional energy or natural resources are expended to furnish me with a a blouse or a pot or a book. Then the transportation costs are greatly diminished. Instead of something being transported all the way from China, the only transportation is the few miles the original owner drove to the thrift store to make the donation and I drove to make the purchase.
And since 1985, I have not commuted to work. Except for two classes that I taught at Cal State Fullerton and a few short-term ad-agency gigs in Orange County, I have lived in the same city in which I work. And much of the time I work from home, conducting business by phone and by email.
Now I want to go a step further. This semester I plan to take the city bus or bicycle to my Tuesday-Thursday classes at Cal State. I made a trial run this morning. The bus picked me up a few steps from my apartment building and dropped me off about two football fields away from the department office. This is much closer than I can usually park. Also I just have to show my Cal State ID card and my passage is free through the end of September. After that, it's less than $2 round trip.
My friend Bob is letting me borrow his second bicycle, but it is a real chore. I have ridden it a few times and it is like pedaling through molasses. I asked my son to give it a whirl, and this healthy, strong 22-year-old said he had the same impression. Perhaps I will give the bike back to Bob and spend the money necessary to purchase a good bike. But for now, I am satisfied with the bus.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
I Can't be Your Everything
I bought new pajamas for my mom yesterday and brought them to her at the nursing home this afternoon. Just one of scores of action items I take care of for her every week.
She asked if I had seen my son. I said that I see her much, much more than I see Aaron. She said the only things she looks forward to are physical therapy and seeing me. I said that I cannot be her everything.
Then she always asks me about work. After 30 years, I think she finally knows that I'm a writer, but she still doesn't get the whole freelance thing. When I told her I was going for an interview for an article I'm writing, she said she hopes I get the job. She just doesn't get it that, even if the article that I write is accepted, it is only one article. It is not a job.
She also doesn't understand that, unlike her roommate's daughters, who have husbands and money, I do not have a support system. When I am not working, I do not have a husband who is working. Her roommate's daughters can be there every day for hours on end because they don't work. This does not compute.
She asked if I had seen my son. I said that I see her much, much more than I see Aaron. She said the only things she looks forward to are physical therapy and seeing me. I said that I cannot be her everything.
Then she always asks me about work. After 30 years, I think she finally knows that I'm a writer, but she still doesn't get the whole freelance thing. When I told her I was going for an interview for an article I'm writing, she said she hopes I get the job. She just doesn't get it that, even if the article that I write is accepted, it is only one article. It is not a job.
She also doesn't understand that, unlike her roommate's daughters, who have husbands and money, I do not have a support system. When I am not working, I do not have a husband who is working. Her roommate's daughters can be there every day for hours on end because they don't work. This does not compute.
The Life of a Freelance Writer
I have often seen the ways the world breaks down--some people into one camp and all the rest into the other. This is true with travel: The world is comprised of those who travel and those who don't, or only do so reluctantly or with complaints. The world also breaks down into those who are in relationships and those who sleep alone every night. And the world splinters when it comes to work too: those who have 9-to-5, weekends-off, the-company-pays-me-whether-I'm- really-working-or-simply-goofing-around kind of jobs and those who are freelancers or otherwise self-employed.
Just as the travelers can't understand the homebodies and vice-versa, and just as the loved cannot understand the lonely, so, too, the corporate- or government-kept cannot understand those who are continually scrambling for work.
Since I left a monthly lifestyle magazine about a month ago, I have been spending about 30 hours a week looking for work. In short, I spend a great deal more time looking for work than actually working. I left the magazine because I was its Cinderella--doing all the work and getting paid next to nothing to do it. Some months I made less than $10/hour, a wage I have not made elsewhere for almost three decades.
When I left the magazine, I had already signed a lucrative contract with a German medical firm to the tune of $5,000 a month for PR and marketing work--the best gig I have had since I edited the acupuncture magazine in the early '90s. I was on a three-month trial. After much foot-dragging, hoeing and humming, the Germans decided to drop me. Not because of the quality of my work, not because of my work ethic or my ideas--indeed, they picked my brains before giving me the boot. No, just because they decided to employ their friend instead. Those in the corporate mind set probably think, "Well, you had a contract. You should sue for breach of contract." The time and energy involved in such a strategy does not put food on the table. I know that, and doubtless the Germans know that too.
So for the past two weeks, I have been sending emails and clips to every editor I ever worked for, every writer whose manuscript I ever polished. Then I've cracked open Writer's Market, the freelancer's bible, which lists thousands of consumer and trade magazines, their editors, contact information, what they're looking for and how much they pay. I've queried trade publications dealing with the business of healthcare to greeting cards. I've sent clips and queries to Selling Halloween and Selling Christmas Decorations, two publications that, you guessed it, go to companies that focus on putting us in the holiday mood. I've also approached two lifestyle magazines in this area.
One of the lifestyle pubs pays well--a dollar a word--so I am really trying to get something going with it. I submitted 15 very worthy ideas, all but one was nixed. I spent an entire day talking with business owners in the magazine's demographics to solicit ideas. And today I drove to south Orange County to conduct interviews for a 500-word story that may run. This is the first time in decades that an editor has asked me to write a story "on spec," which means that if he doesn't like it, I don't get a penny. So, for this magazine alone, I have already invested 14 hours. I have not yet written the article, and I don't have a dime to show for it. And may never have a dime to show for it.
I am a good writer. I've always been a good writer. I'm a hard worker, and I've always been a hard worker. Why is it, then, that I see such lousy writing in publications, but I have such trouble landing a steady gig? It really is exhausting sometimes.
Just as the travelers can't understand the homebodies and vice-versa, and just as the loved cannot understand the lonely, so, too, the corporate- or government-kept cannot understand those who are continually scrambling for work.
Since I left a monthly lifestyle magazine about a month ago, I have been spending about 30 hours a week looking for work. In short, I spend a great deal more time looking for work than actually working. I left the magazine because I was its Cinderella--doing all the work and getting paid next to nothing to do it. Some months I made less than $10/hour, a wage I have not made elsewhere for almost three decades.
When I left the magazine, I had already signed a lucrative contract with a German medical firm to the tune of $5,000 a month for PR and marketing work--the best gig I have had since I edited the acupuncture magazine in the early '90s. I was on a three-month trial. After much foot-dragging, hoeing and humming, the Germans decided to drop me. Not because of the quality of my work, not because of my work ethic or my ideas--indeed, they picked my brains before giving me the boot. No, just because they decided to employ their friend instead. Those in the corporate mind set probably think, "Well, you had a contract. You should sue for breach of contract." The time and energy involved in such a strategy does not put food on the table. I know that, and doubtless the Germans know that too.
So for the past two weeks, I have been sending emails and clips to every editor I ever worked for, every writer whose manuscript I ever polished. Then I've cracked open Writer's Market, the freelancer's bible, which lists thousands of consumer and trade magazines, their editors, contact information, what they're looking for and how much they pay. I've queried trade publications dealing with the business of healthcare to greeting cards. I've sent clips and queries to Selling Halloween and Selling Christmas Decorations, two publications that, you guessed it, go to companies that focus on putting us in the holiday mood. I've also approached two lifestyle magazines in this area.
One of the lifestyle pubs pays well--a dollar a word--so I am really trying to get something going with it. I submitted 15 very worthy ideas, all but one was nixed. I spent an entire day talking with business owners in the magazine's demographics to solicit ideas. And today I drove to south Orange County to conduct interviews for a 500-word story that may run. This is the first time in decades that an editor has asked me to write a story "on spec," which means that if he doesn't like it, I don't get a penny. So, for this magazine alone, I have already invested 14 hours. I have not yet written the article, and I don't have a dime to show for it. And may never have a dime to show for it.
I am a good writer. I've always been a good writer. I'm a hard worker, and I've always been a hard worker. Why is it, then, that I see such lousy writing in publications, but I have such trouble landing a steady gig? It really is exhausting sometimes.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
More on Mom
Well, I am working at putting into practice something Eckart Tolle recommends in his most recent book, "A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purpose." Instead of bemoaning an activity you do not enjoy, become fully present to it. If you are fully engaged, there is no room for complaints.
So, when I visited Mom this morning, I worked on being fully there, rather than splitting myself into the participant and the commentator/criticizer/frustrated daughter. This helped somewhat. More practice is necessary.
So, when I visited Mom this morning, I worked on being fully there, rather than splitting myself into the participant and the commentator/criticizer/frustrated daughter. This helped somewhat. More practice is necessary.
A Good One From George
Here's a recent quote from George W.
"Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century." - George W Bush, August 15, 2008
Unbelievable! Does this man spend even two seconds a day in self-reflection?
"Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century." - George W Bush, August 15, 2008
Unbelievable! Does this man spend even two seconds a day in self-reflection?
Sunday, August 24, 2008
My Least Favorite Thing to Do
Let me be perfectly honest: My least favorite thing to do is to spend time with my mother. She requires daily attention in the running of errands, consulting with doctors, interfacing with Medicare and healthcare administrators, taking her to appointments, providing her only social contact. She is an anchor about my neck, and I don't know what to do about it.
She was never there for me as a child or as an adult, so no real relationship was ever established. There was no give and take, no heart-to-hearts, no fun, no laughter, no shared interests, in short, nothing on which to establish a relationship. The only relationship was that when she needed something, I was there. And so when she wasn't bathing or eating or drinking, I rescued here and brought her to California. Hardly a day goes by without me regretting that decision.
Not that I know what else I could have done since no one else would have taken care of her, and the nursing home to which she was discharged after her hospital stay in January would not release her to independent living. Even if they had, I would have had to run back to Wisconsin for the next big drama.
I have been so eager to leave So Cal for so many years. It is increasingly difficult for me to find freelancing work. Cal State has cut my classload. Things are drying up. I would like to leave in December, after the fall semester has ended. But what to do with Mom?
Two weeks there was a mix-up with her meds at the assisted living facility. She didn't get her pain meds, and she was going into heavy withdrawals when I arrived at her apartment about 9 p.m. She was spasming and twitching and shaking like I have only seen in movies about heroin addiction like "Sid and Nancy." I took her to the ER, where she was diagnosed as having had a mild heart attack. No surprise, as the spasming was more exercise than she's had in years.
She's now at a skilled nursing facility where she gets physical therapy. The therapist got my mom to tell the truth, whereas she is always lying to me. For months I have smelled her from time to time and have asked about her bathing. Turns out, as I suspected, she was lying to me, as she lies about so many things--something which also does little to build a relationship. She actually hasn't been bathing.
Yesterday when I left her, I checked her dirty clothes bag. Only one outfit in it, despite her having been at the facility for a week and a half. I had thought the outfit hadn't changed, but that was sometimes hard to tell, as she always wears a jacket. Even though I had brought about a dozen outfits for her, she had only changed clothes once.
Add to this mix the fact that all her investments are tied up in Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae and Countrywide mortgages. Yikes! I am working with a broker to sell these off, but they're in very small bundles, which is not attractive to most investors. I am hoping for the best, but if all her investments go belly up, then my mother will be underfoot round the clock, living with me in my small one-bedroom apartment. That situation would make me do something I have skillfully avoided all my life: Take a corporate job that will get me out of the house for at least 10 hours a day. Yikes, trading one hell for another.
She was never there for me as a child or as an adult, so no real relationship was ever established. There was no give and take, no heart-to-hearts, no fun, no laughter, no shared interests, in short, nothing on which to establish a relationship. The only relationship was that when she needed something, I was there. And so when she wasn't bathing or eating or drinking, I rescued here and brought her to California. Hardly a day goes by without me regretting that decision.
Not that I know what else I could have done since no one else would have taken care of her, and the nursing home to which she was discharged after her hospital stay in January would not release her to independent living. Even if they had, I would have had to run back to Wisconsin for the next big drama.
I have been so eager to leave So Cal for so many years. It is increasingly difficult for me to find freelancing work. Cal State has cut my classload. Things are drying up. I would like to leave in December, after the fall semester has ended. But what to do with Mom?
Two weeks there was a mix-up with her meds at the assisted living facility. She didn't get her pain meds, and she was going into heavy withdrawals when I arrived at her apartment about 9 p.m. She was spasming and twitching and shaking like I have only seen in movies about heroin addiction like "Sid and Nancy." I took her to the ER, where she was diagnosed as having had a mild heart attack. No surprise, as the spasming was more exercise than she's had in years.
She's now at a skilled nursing facility where she gets physical therapy. The therapist got my mom to tell the truth, whereas she is always lying to me. For months I have smelled her from time to time and have asked about her bathing. Turns out, as I suspected, she was lying to me, as she lies about so many things--something which also does little to build a relationship. She actually hasn't been bathing.
Yesterday when I left her, I checked her dirty clothes bag. Only one outfit in it, despite her having been at the facility for a week and a half. I had thought the outfit hadn't changed, but that was sometimes hard to tell, as she always wears a jacket. Even though I had brought about a dozen outfits for her, she had only changed clothes once.
Add to this mix the fact that all her investments are tied up in Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae and Countrywide mortgages. Yikes! I am working with a broker to sell these off, but they're in very small bundles, which is not attractive to most investors. I am hoping for the best, but if all her investments go belly up, then my mother will be underfoot round the clock, living with me in my small one-bedroom apartment. That situation would make me do something I have skillfully avoided all my life: Take a corporate job that will get me out of the house for at least 10 hours a day. Yikes, trading one hell for another.
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