The Unlucky Camisole

A year or so ago, I was occasionally seeing a man in his early 30s. We did a fair amount of kissing and finally made plans to take it to the next step. In the intervening days between making plans and the proposed execution of them, I went shopping and got a cute, black camisole, well, perhaps more like a slip, since it barely covers my upper thighs.



I was so excited about my camisole because I knew I could hide all the dialysis gauze, tubing, and tape beneath it. I would also figure out a way to squirrel away the insulin pump and its tubing. The camisole, I thought, would make me look sexy and like a woman without any encumbrances. Then if I just kept all my gear in place, hidden under my camisole, everything would go smoothly, and sex might be possible. That was my plan.

Well, the big day rolled around, and instead of finding some place to be alone together, this young guy instead wanted me to sit at a coffeehouse and watch him work on a script he was writing about his life as a strip club DJ. I saw him a few times after that, but just in passing. If he wasn't any more interested than that, I really wasn't interested either.




Last October, I spent a week in Tuscon with a man with whom I had had some wild dealings years ago. Sometime in 2005, he tracked me down through a magazine for which I was writing. I was very excited to hear from him again and really wanted to see him, to rekindle the flame. But he waited and waited and waited--nearly three years!--to show up at my doorstep. By that time, I wasn't nearly as excited as I had been three years earlier. But we stayed in contact, and so I went to visit him at his home. He treated me as if I were his sister. Though we shared his bed, nothing happened. So I gave the black camisole a try. It did nothing for him, and he suggested I better put something more on so I wouldn't get cold. Strike two.

Strike three occurred today. Someone I've been seeing off and on for a few years. Someone whose company I really enjoy and who really enjoys mine. We've had a few polite kisses, nothing more, but recently we've talked about how much we like each other and how we'd both like a lot more. We made plans for this afternoon "to see what happens." So, once again, I pulled out my black camisole and carefully selected my outfit.

Around 1:30, he canceled our rendezvous, saying he had gotten a call and needed to get to a job site to fix a problem.

I just got a thought: Why save this beautiful camisole for a man? I'll just wear it any damn time I please because it makes me feel sexy and it's so slinky and delicious on my skin. So what if no one else sees it, no one else touches it and feels it and smells my scent on it! It's a pleasure and a delight for me. In fact maybe I should get a red camisole and a fuschia pink one and another in dusty rose or soft peach. I could prance around my bedroom, wearing a camisole, and no one would be the wiser. That might be a helluva lot of fun. No doubt much more fun than with an uninterested man!

You Know Not the Day Nor the Hour

Mike Riek, the love of my life, if love is measured by sexual intensity, will be dead four years on May 8. Mike was a surfing legend and by far the most beautiful body I had ever come in contact with. He was strong and virile and took lots of physical risks. He had no known health problems.

We were together four years, 1996-2000, and during that time I developed coronary heart disease and congestive heart failure, partly because of the constricted blood flow due to Type I diabetes and partly because of the strain of the relationship.

Mike had a surfing buddy who had a wife who was on dialysis due to Type I diabetes. The health problems and potential health problems associated with diabetes frightened Mike, so he used diabetes as an excuse for breaking up with me.

The irony, of course, is that this perfect specimen of a man died four years ago while surfing, and I with all my health challenges am still alive and kicking.

As is written in Matthew 24:36-44:

"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven....As were the days of Noah, so will be th coming of the Son of man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, and they did not know until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of man. Then two men will be in the field; one is taken and one is left. Two women will be grinding at the mill; one is taken and one is left. Watch therefore, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. But know this, that if the householder had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have watched and would not have let his house be broken into. Therefore you also must be ready; for the Son of man is coming at an hour you do not expect."

And Matthew 25:13:

"Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour."

I know that a lot of people read this as an allusion to the rapture, the time when the good souls shall be taken on high and the evil doers are left to suffer on earth. Well, maybe, not I feel these passages have much more currency and meaning when they are considered in terms of death.

No one knows the day nor the hour of his own death or anyone else's. So often, those who seem to be the picture of health suddenly die, and those who bemoan their condition and gripe about how they're on death's door seem to hang on forever. This certainly was the case with Mike. And, damn it, I continue to hang on.