Friday, July 17, 2009

Rasputin and I Are Proud of Our Pee

Rasputin and I are proud of our pee. There's no getting around the fact. Unlike most people, who are just happy to relieve themselves once in a while, relieving himself is not Rasputin's aim. Rather, he marks trees, fenceposts, and sign poles with his urine, constantly amazing me by always having some to spare for the next landmark. He is not into blowing his stash in one place. No sir, it's far too precious!

I, too, am proud of my pee, but for a different reason. Each time I pee, I say a big thank you, as peeing means that my kidneys are still doing something. They haven't completely shut down.

Granted, I don't pee nearly as much as I used to, since most of my fluids are expelled during dialysis. But the mere fact that I do pee is always cause for a little celebration, even though it's just me who's celebrating.

Anyone who's reading this, take note. The next time you pee, say a little thank you. Your kidneys are working! This is a great gift.

2 comments:

Alexi Holford said...

Ever since I have learned of your struggles, I have been very grateful to my kidneys. Thanks, kidneys! And did you know some people use pee for its healing properties. Ever heard of pee therapy? You probably have.

helene said...

yeah! to peeing....

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