Gnomeland Security T-shirt Perfect for Your Next Trip Through Airport Security

Orange Alerts got you blue?

Warrantless wiretapping have you censoring your phone conversations?

Feeling like you can’t express yourself freely in this so-called land of the free?

Don’t be tense. Wear a t-shirt from gnomesense. Gnomesense.com, that is.

From the dawn of history, governments have used fear to control their citizens. Why should ours be any different?

But you don’t have to play their game. Join others who know that the best defense against fear is humor. In that spirit of whimsy, gnomesense.com debuts its Gnomeland Security t-shirt.

Featuring an authoritarian gnome with his right hand tucked into his jacket ala Napoleon, this t-shirt signals to all the world that you are not someone who can be fooled by scare tactics from the Department of Homeland Security and the corporate media. You are a valiant soul who faces the comic-book drama of the 10 o’clock news with whimsical light-heartedness.

Order your Gnomeland Security t-shirt today.

Perfect for your next trip through airport security.

100% spun cotton.

S-XL

$19.99; discounts for five or more t-shirts ordered at the same time

Be sure to visit www.gnomesense.com for the whole story.

For more information, please contact:

Heidi, Business Director, gnomesense.com

heidi@gnomesense.com

Aaron, Artistic Director, gnomesense.com

aaron@gnomesense.com