Thanks to All the Childless Women

On this Mother's Day, I would like to say a big thank you to all the women who have not had children. If you had, the world would be much more crowded and a much uglier place.

For the record, I love being a mom and I love my son. I am very happy I am a mom. And I'm sure a lot of moms out there are happy they're moms too. But that's not the point of this post.

I know it is hard for you sometimes when people ask if you have children or when they wish you a happy Mother's Day, not knowing your situation. I'm sorry too for all the people who have asked you over the years when you're going to have children or why you didn't have children--as if it's any of their business. And I know that this holiday for some of you or sometimes for all of you is as much of a downer as Valentine's Day has so often been for me.

If I were the dictator of the world, I would perhaps allow everyone to have replacement children--that is, two for every couple. Anything beyond that would result in penalties or huge tax disencentives. In fact, I would give women who choose not to have children a tax break for every year they are childless.

If you look at my ex-husband, his new wife, the love of my life, and me, Aaron is the only progeny. So we're at only 25 percent replacement rate.

If there were far fewer people on this planet, so many problems would disappear or be greatly diminished. Pollution, consumption of resources, unemployment, racial and ethnic tension, overcrowding, poverty, illiteracy, starvation and malnutrition, erosion, deforestation, street crime, subjugation of women, child labor, drug and alcohol abuse, spousal and child abuse, and war all stem, at least in part, from too many people sharing too small a space.

So thank you to all the women who have not contributed to these problems by adding more mouths to feed.